I'm alive, but only ironically

18/m

[selki]

My favourite toy is my: beenneebabe I like it because: it is sofd

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[fedkaczynski]

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

[allamericankindofguy-actual]

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

[fedkaczynski]

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

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Did he survive?

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

[doctor-roman]

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

[misteryada]

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

[constable-frozen]

mint chocolate broccoli pineapple pizza

[aku-no-homu]

[magiashley]

[kiwi]

HELP IM SITTING AT THE BARBERSHOP AND THE LORAX NOTICED ME TAKING PICS

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

Top 10 Photos Taken Seconds Before Disaster

[twocubes]

she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

[captainfrenzyfries]

brutal omg

[corporatetwits]

[enzerusworld]

[laughoutloud-club]

[shitpostbot5k]

[thatfurrylightelemental]

[durbikins]

us all year: lol every game at E3 will be a battle royale

us during E3 when it’s true:

[slimetony]

[demilypyro]

Cardboard King

[fuckablogname]

THINGS WE WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN!

[twilitleviathan]

My childhood has pretty much been wiped off the face of the planet :(

[avatrashh]

Name something better than Sokka getting chi blocked

[charlesoberonn]

I just noticed Ty Lee hurt her hand when Sokka headbutted her mid-chi blocking.

[beanantea]

[jonisdumb-deactivated20190911]

THE SLASH BRINGING

SASH WRINGING

TRASH SINGING

MASH FLINGING

FLASH STRINGING RINGING

CRASH DINGING

[thatsqualitystuff]

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

[dratraichuturnright]

i’m re-blogging this…

at night.

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