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UCF | Mercy is my love | Spend too much time on PC

[bumblebeebats]

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

[kvothbloodless]

Hermione ghost wrote this

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

mary’s friend gabriel who knocked her up: you told joseph i was a what now?

mary, taking a sip of her coffee: an angel, gabe. try to keep up.

[trans-seraphim]

joseph: what the hell, you’re pregnant?

mary, about to invent christianity: oh? you haven’t heard?

[melonmemes]

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[super-mollio]

EXCUSE ME WHAT

[sparrowpraxis]

The people in Avatar the Last Airbender were modeled after wonderful, beautiful cultures. 

The Fire Nation, modeled after Japan.

The Earth Kingdom, modeled after China

The Air Nomads, modeled after Tibetian monks.

The Water Tribe, modeled after North American Natives.

And the Foggy Swamp Tribe, modeled after Floridians

[dolphin-machine]

“reblogging for the last comment”

great, now the entire post is trash

[maddwinter-deactivated20171008]

daydreaming is often a coping mechanism for people who are often lonely or don’t receive a good amount of love in their life, so they make people inside their heads that will love them so they can feel the right amount of love.

[veneno-kiss]

[kichizone]

As u can see competitive TF2 is a very srs business

[drunkcyclonus]

what is going on here?

[kichizone]

We are making a tower to reach the Gaben.

[ppitte]

Can’t trust a damn thing these days.

[goatatemynametag]

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK ARE EVEN WOMEN’S PANTS????

[pussy-lemonade]

Can we like change fashion forever by having a revolution and installing laws that all brands must indicate their sizes based on ACTUAL measurements.

Make it the law

[igglooaustralia]

I have never laughed so hard

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

I am despondent

[invaderxan]

when you a words writing and meaning sense make words to

[discourseful]

this is literally THE SINGULAR funniest fucking comment about kink i have EVER on this website

[discourseful]

MOM IM 13 AND I NEED TO ASK YOU ABOUT BONDAGE?

[sameenaf-deactivated20190219]

if you ask your mom for a ride to a kink party she can legally disown you

[andreii-tarkovsky]

i can’t believe ash ketchum got assassinated in the very first episode

[memes-and-relatableschemes]

The way he stuffs them in his mouth 💀

[memes-and-relatableschemes]

Mood

[w0wls]

When you ask your dog what theyre eating

[snufkunt]

gen z kids don’t give a single fuck and they’re all like 9

[grandnutin-deactivated20200122]

Actually, Generation Z began in 1998. So if you’re 19 or younger, you’re gen Z

[amayikes]

Actually Actually I’ve read that it began in 95. So as far as 22, I’m sorry for you but you’re gen Z.

[hduece]

18-23 year olds who are in the weird gray area between generations

[tariqah]

👍😿

[buzzfeed]

Is there anything more beautiful than women supporting women?

[ghc-deactivated20190415]

This is the best fucking advertisement I’ve ever seen in my entire fucking life