Watch Me Have A One Man Episode.

High school is gonna be my downfall.

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Why are the YouTubers I JUST starting watching, JUST comes out as a stinky guy.

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I’d like to think dogs are very fake like they’re pretend to love you and all, but they are severely judging you during it and taking behind your back to other dogs about it.

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I can’t even make direct eye contact with my guinea pig. His name is Jelly Roll by the way. I think that every guinea pig named after candies is the best names ever or like food, meatball? Yeah, I wanna see meatball today.

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“Black hair? Isn’t that racist to say?” Is the best thing I heard this year.

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“Why do you watch autistic people all day?” Cause NovaOnline and Johnny Elbows are funny to ME.

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A micro penis joke isn’t funny, calling someone a “vagina” is funny.

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“Imma air this bitch out like a queef.”

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You know you’re ghetto when the air conditioner is taped.

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Fattening myself up for winter.

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I got a feeling Dennis Nilsen would LOVE Character.ai.

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What would happen if a dentist were to, while flossing your teeth, just spit in your mouth. I mean, what’re you gonna do, spit back, lil llama?

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My therapist said that a argument isn’t about winning or losing, it’s about the relationship that matters and she’s right, but ALSO, I’m in a winning era.

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Why the heck do the most brutal dictators have a high interest in sweets, cakes, and tea??

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He didn’t even have any, I don’t know why he look like that.

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Maybe Vlad 2,000 is onto something.

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Andrew Jackson seemed low-key fucking fun to hang out with like yeah, I wanna eat a pound of “mammoth” cheese while some crazy old man throws a play.