Maybe Pencil Skirts Don't Like me?

[secondclassvines]

[mongolian-ass-eater]

I see stuff like this every once in a while and it reminds me the kids are still alright

[knucklehead--mcspazatron]

I have no idea what is going on but I watched this like 20 times

[kirkspocks]

the gang orders ikea furniture 

[annatorv]

[kimcheehan]

[elf-indulgent]

I really like what this physicist, Lamar Glover, has to say in Behind the Curve. 

+ this part from Spiros Michalakis:

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

Incredibly good take which is really rare for these topics

[kiwi]

HELP IM SITTING AT THE BARBERSHOP AND THE LORAX NOTICED ME TAKING PICS

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

Top 10 Photos Taken Seconds Before Disaster

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

Derry Girls really captures the Straight shenanigans

[thebossbiitch-deactivated201906]

also beth:

[jimmyhopper]

bonus (ruby’s face journey):

[gay-piracy]

rio, who literally forced a woman to decide if she wants to kill her husband (who he beat up) or him (and deal with the consequences of killing a gang leader): *chuckles*

me, a horny dumbass: oooOOHH he’s a babe

[stream]

Captain Marvel (2019) dir. Anna Boden & Ryan Fleck

[weavemama]

[caroldanversenthusiast]

an icon, literally an icon

[thecollectibles]

Art by Rob Rey

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to get too deep on main but did anyone else have such deeply rooted issues with their self worth for so long that they thought as a kid/teen that their only redeeming feature was being “low maintenance” and now as an adult you give yourself guilt pangs asking for any more than the barest minimum in virtually any relationship because asking for things might negate your only good quality which is just “doesn’t ask for things”

[splickedylit]

#you don’t believe you can be liked so you settle for being useful 

[fatherofthebride]

the lock jammed on the front door of my shitty prewar apartment building so i just spent twenty minutes forcing it open while my very drunk neighbor sat on the steps nodding at my efforts and going “this is fun. being locked out together. we should hang out more”

[fatherofthebride]

he’s like 6’2” and jacked at one point he was like “try a kick. try… kicking it” so i donkey kicked it as hard as i could and it did absolutely nothing but he was still like “wow. more torque…. than i expected. you’ve got a surprising, uh. torque to size ratio” and i think i’m putting it on my resume

[argumate]

huh that seemingly unpleasant task only ended up taking eight minutes to complete and was surprisingly satisfying, I may have erred in putting it off for two weeks.

[gasmaskaesthetic]

Just fucking tag me next time there’s no need to be passive aggressive