Life as we know it.

[thebootydiaries]

me after 15 seconds of work: i just cant do this anymore

[dinogore-blog]

when ur parents go out food shopping

[poochcrew]

[teamrocketing]

what a beautiful wedding

[shamebots]

listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like

[devipotato]

[goreoboros]

[thebootydiaries]

My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn't ugly

[miyabau]

cow in a meadow!

[angelicbreadroll]

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

“oh no my potato”

[phukers-deactivated20150516]

I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch 

[atemporalpainting]

i see you’re passing on the family name

[farmsuggestion]

dont let tumblr make you think that

tipping cows is okay

[mothurs]

me: i hate boys boy: *slightly pays attention to me* me: 😩😩😍😍💦

[tastefullyoffensive]

[charmancler]

when my dog barks for no reason

[astroe]

havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo

[its1130andtheclubisjumping-deac]

someone *hurts me emotionally*

me “lmao!! omg”

[egberts]

i go to home depot

i eat the tools

[mugendaii]

Stop it

[egberts]

crumch

[wylonaforest]