[sottopressione1]

[beardedmrbean]

Badass times

[sovietnam]

[thevaultoftheatomicspaceage]

[segamascott]

[captain-price-returns]

Ball over every thing.

[landsccape]

[dozydawn]

[imbackintheussr]

Almost time to repot lettuce

[subcultureblues]

love when ppl ask to see pics of my axolotl and are expecting something cute + pink + all smiles and instead with genuine fear in their eyes, and in their heart, say WHAT the fuck is that.

[subcultureblues]

demon

[subcultureblues]

run.

[never-obsolete]

Pokémon FireRed (GBA, 2004) Hydro Pump

[catgirltitties]

[narcissistcookbook]

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

[pmamtraveller]

The Horizon

— Silvano Mattesini (1950)

[hollowtones]

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

[bruntalism]

[birds-in-posts]

Yellow-headed blackbird (Xanthocephalus xanthocephalus)

[daddylexas-deactivated20160407]

me, with tears in my eyes: time to make a joke

[senjukannon-deactivated20210412]