intense and surprising and agreeable

declan lynch gives me a chill pill / 30 🫚

[wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva]

new pokemon type comin called

money type

[vlindervin7]

[broekhart]

they kinda cheaped out on this year's versions of the agenda i get every year 😔 can't have shit fr

[broekhart]

the odyssey slayed so severely. himesh PATEL ❤️

[broekhart]

inexplicably woke up with my copy of rumi's gold beside me. was i looking up calvin and hobbes lore and maybe reading rumi (?) at 3 am last night

[broekhart]

1995: bill watterson disappears off the face of the earth (stops answering phone calls and chooses to live life, breathe air). AND i am born. NOT!!! a coincidence

[broekhart]

omg sick as hell

[broekhart]

the hacks season 2 concept of actively suing the person u insist on hanging out with 24/7 is so romantic

[broekhart]

"oh deborah's suing me 😁" "stop trying to cheer me up"

[broekhart]

i am practicing radical acceptance 🧘‍♀️

[riotgrrrlgerardway]

computer. die young by kesha. loud enough to kill

[allyourlife]

my fav calvin n hobbes joke and no one ever puts it anywhere

[broekhart]

i got on the wrong traaaaain and it was an expreeeeessss and now i'm in fucking braaaaaampton. this is just like that arthur episode where he gets on the wrong bus

[choatic-bumblebee-agenda]

the generational gap between me and the people my age who were allowed to watch spongebob

[blond-shell]

"I have to do this. I want this more than I've ever wanted anything. I said no to Harvard. I will work harder than any skater you have ever trained. And if I fail, I fail, but because I wasn't good enough, not because I didn't have the guts. I want to know what I can do in this sport and I'm going to find out." –ICE PRINCESS (2005)

[broekhart]

the hacks season 2 concept of actively suing the person u insist on hanging out with 24/7 is so romantic

[naturalpr3y]

Im gonna finish youtube soon. Any day now

[dreadwedge]

how pets are named

Holly -> Hollywood -> L.A. -> Los Angeles -> Angel -> Snow Angel -> Snowgirl -> Frosty the Snowgirl -> Frosty -> Ice Cream -> Soft Serve -> Little Softy -> Microsoft -> Microsoft Word -> MS Word -> Miss Word -> Miss W -> Mrs. Dubya -> Mrs. George W. Bush -> Mrs. Bush -> Mrs. Busch's Baked Beans -> Mrs. Beans -> Mrs. Mr. Bean -> Mistress Beans (in a British accent) -> Beans On Toast -> B.O.T. -> Bot -> Botulism -> Botulizzy -> Lizzy -> Big Lizzy -> Large Lizard -> L.L. -> LL Bean -> Mrs. Large Lizard Bean -> Mrs Large Lizard Beans On Toast W. Bush the Snowgirl -> Girl