eat my shorts, kid ----

I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you? You guys know I don't talk to field agents. Get your boss on the phone. [ independent roleplay blog. ] nsfw | triggering #imbartsimpson

[acid-burps]

[neolutionist]

"Nothing good ever stays with me. Absolutely nothing."

[the--urge-to-run-away]

[death-in-smiles-deactivated2015]

[vacuefacio-archive-deactivated2]

  ( She notices the velvet substance covering his face, she’s ended up like that many times before. —

       Probably not because of the same reason though, after all she was a freak.

         Eyelashes flutter idly and she can’t help but frown not only because she doesn’t like seeing people like that but also because she wants to help but doesn’t know how to do the talking thing very well. )

                                                             ”…—”

[imbartsimpson]

                     The burning of eyes on his figure causes hairs on the back of his neck to stand on end, which causes him to look up from the pavement and scan the area for whomever it is watching him like a hawk.                            It doesn't take long to land eyes on the lithe brunette, hands shoving themselves into his pockets and staring back at her. Two can play at this game.                                                                         "Don't have a cow, man." 

[mrkillyourgirl]

            “No.” Slugger doesn’t do the socializing thing. She does the killing thing.

[imbartsimpson]

            Is it just him, or are girls getting colder and colder these days? A little scoff and he'll throw up his hands in defence. "Wow, shit, whatever." 

[imbartsimpson]

                      Blood? On his face? Damn, wonder how that got there --                              it certainly wasn't him getting his ass handed to him on a                         silver platter by school bullies, and if you ask, he will deny, deny, deny. 

[imbartsimpson]

                    "I'm Bart Simpson, and who the hell are you?" 

[xnatured-deactivated20140511]

      Dude, can’t you see I’m trying to eat here?                                                                     Seriously.

[imbartsimpson]

         "This isn't Friday afternoon at your school cafeteria,                                                      firecrotch, this is a skate spot." 

[gobblechopstv]

[gobblechopstv]

[gobblechopstv]

[imbartsimpson]

        "Yo, can't you see a guy tryin' to skate here?"                                  Damn, he was so close to landing that trick, too. 

[jamescookjr]

[t-emprary]

[justloveskins]