Fizzie

Girl. Bitch. Fangirl. I'm human too. At least I think so.

[maiden-deactivated20260225]

[memewhore]

[teenyweenynotepad]

I’m KINKSHAMIIIIIING

[this-is-cthulhu-privilege]

*pomf*

[imbetterthanslicedbread-blog]

*wiggles eyebrows* woot, woot, ey?

[lucillesballs]

overhearing people talking about something u like

hearing that they talkin shit

[only1600kids]

“tell me more, hooman”

[candyredterezii]

April Fools Coming Up!

Don’t be squidward.

Remember what happened

Don’t do something that will hurt someone physically and emotionally

Remember

Nobody wants to be a Squidward

[imbetterthanslicedbread-blog]

but what if I do

[overlordleaveshiswife-deactivat]

[cartoon-dog-deactivated20240105]

when the bell rings and you give a mighty stretch before you leave

[imbetterthanslicedbread-blog]

nearly-bossomless Mary

[thotrods]

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but that's not eating

[elmesza]

[catiwilliams]

FIVE OF THEM

FIVE DIFFERENT JULIANS

[loser23jtw]

My friends are all changing their names to mine on Facebook and our other friends are terrified.

[daisyguns-blog]

Join us.

[imbetterthanslicedbread-blog]

This is a literal invasion

[globalnewscn]

[jealousgf-deactivated20150509]

boys hands are VERY important to me

[meladoodle]

i imagine theyre pretty important to them too

[doodilydingdongdethklok]

[imbetterthanslicedbread-blog]

*wipes tears from eyes* so touching..

[kryptojuice]

“r u taken?” yes bitch taken for granted

[rhapsodyincolour]

[imbetterthanslicedbread-blog]

relatable

[imbetterthanslicedbread-blog]

Mom: Talk to me about your problems

Me: I'm just stressed out

Mom: YOU'RE stressed out??! I SPEND ALL DAY ON MY FEET COOKING AND CLEANING AND NOBODY DOES CRAP IN THISE HOUSE EXCEPT FOR ME, and YOU'RE stressed out? You don't have any real problems you're a baby.

[octopussoir-]

[imbetterthanslicedbread-blog]

i don't know why u ask useless questions

[lesbienjolras-blog]

imagine making friends with someone, and you get on really well and become pretty close. you’ve been friends for a few months when they tell you, “i need to show you something.” you watch in awe as they open twitter, log into the account @dril, and make a tweet right before your eyes. what would you do

[imbetterthanslicedbread-blog]

call a police