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[iglovequotes]

Express love here

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[extramadness]

More inspiring quotes here

[imcoldasicee-blog]

Had to share this @WeHeartIt

[imcoldasicee-blog]

Had to share this @WeHeartIt

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[adamjk]

[lilboreddev-blog]

this is a booty appreciation zone

[imcoldasicee-blog]

meidosuji:

meidosuji:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

[sicklygrl]

no offense mom but i don’t want to exist anymore i want to disappear into the sky thanks for raising me

[sol0-dol0-deactivated20170426]

I need someone who's okay with laying in bed all day but also up for spontaneous adventures.

[imcoldasicee-blog]

Today is my birthday and I woke up to my boyfriend with balloons, a cute little stuffed Hello kitty and caribou 😍 Then he came with my family and I for breakfast. Perfect morning (:

[pleasefireme]

Please fire me. I’m a 5th grade teacher. One of my students decided that he didn’t want to do his homework, so he blatantly refused, insulted me, then ripped it up and threw it in my face.

When his mother came to discuss her son’s behavior, she told the principal that she wanted me fired for “upsetting her poor baby, and crushing his spirit with unthinkable amounts of homework.”

It was five math problems.

[harleydeville]

honestly i think the only reason being a hoe is considered a bad thing is that it implies that men are replaceable to you and it hurts their feelings so they put you down for it

[weloveshortvideos]

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Girl signs the lyrics of trance to her deaf friend at the Tomorrowworld Music Festival

[stand]

My heart just shattered

[pigmentblue-deactivated20140824]

my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees