The 2005 lesbian

remind me to never talk to my ex again thanks

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Eddie: Steve, those tarot card readers know what they're doing! Think of Dustin, they're so smart!

Steve: Those are suggestions! They're not-

Eddie: Dustin knew things, Dustin knew things!

Steve: I don't think tarot cards told them that, though! I think if you just shotgun blast things into the air, saying you think you know things, then you're bound to hit one of them!

Eddie: I don't like thinking about it like that. They're just brilliant.

Steve: Well, they are brilliant! But-

Eddie: And they saw into the future, and they're basically a god.

Steve: ...

Steve: They aren't.

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Steve: We’re about to do the taser challenge. You want in?

Dustin: What's the taser challenge?

Eddie: We tase eachother, then drink.

Dustin: How do you win?

Steve: What are you, a lawyer? You want in or not?

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Lucas: You guys worried about Dustin?

Mike: Totally!

Will: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?"

Lucas: And what'd you say?

Will: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."

Mike:

Lucas: They're lucky to have you as a friend.

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Dustin: I still don’t have a New Year’s resolution.

Will: You could lose a few.

Lucas: You could be less lazy.

Mike: Don’t be such a bitch.

Dustin: Okay DAMN, SHIT.

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Ellie: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

Ellie: And I started thinking.

Ellie: Like, it was just trying to get food.

Ellie: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?

Joel: Are you ok?

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Ellie, texting Joel: I’m a theif.

Joel: Thief.

Ellie: Theif.

Joel: I before E except after C.

Ellie: Thceif.

Joel: NO.

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Louis: I like your top, Clem!

Violet: I have a name, you know.

Clem: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this.

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Louis, texting group chat: What flavour of ice cream do you guys want? I’m at the store so be quick!

Clem: Moose Tracks is good!

Violet: What the fuck is that!?

Clem: *Gasp* How dare you insult moo-

Violet: No. No no not that. What the hell. Why do you spell flavor like flavour. It’s like you have flavor but then this guy shows up and is like “Oui Oui Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR.

Louis and Clem: what?

Violet: I don’t get it why add the EXTRA u when it’s PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS!?

Louis: You done now?

Violet: Yeah ok.

Louis and Clem: ...

Violet: ...Can I have the Mint Chocolate chip flavour?

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Clem: *yawns*

Louis: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Clem: Then you must be exhuasted.

Violet: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

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Claire: I’m going to take you out

Leon: great, it’s a date!

Claire: I meant that as a threat.

Leon: See you at five!

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Meg: It’s funny how well you and Nea get along. Didn’t they hate you at first?

Claudette: Nea hates everybody at first. It’s their way of reaching out to people.

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Nea: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Meg: But are you shuffling?

Nea: Everyday.

Claudette: What language are you two speaking??

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Feng : Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life.

Yun-Jin: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Feng : Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Yui: Edible.

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Yui: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.

Feng : Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.

Yui: Not when you’re playing with Yun-Jin, it’s not. They put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

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Yui, to Yun-Jin: If Feng doesn't say "I'm King of the world" within an hour on that boat, I will give you my next pay check.

Feng , within 5 minutes of getting on the boat: I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!

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Yun-Jin: There was a motor close to where I am right now.

Yui: A motor- a motorcycle?

Yun-Jin: Oh sorry, a murder.

Feng : That escalated quickly.

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Dina, driving Ellie and Jesse: So how was your day?

Ellie: We almost got surprise adopted!

Dina: What?

Jesse: We almost got kidnapped.

Dina: Oh, okay.

Dina: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!