On My iPod Is Metal

Mah spoon is too big!

[padwoofoot]

I FOUND THIS ONLINE AND THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST USAGE OF THIS TEMPLATE

[whatwouldjanewaydo]

Voyager meets John Mulaney

Kathryn Janeway:

Chakotay:

B’Elanna: 

Tuvok:

Tom Paris (with B’Elanna):

Harry Kim

Seven of Nine

Neelix: 

[otarsus]

Equal opportunity benefits can be far-reaching

https://twitter.com/sarahmei/status/818682610712866817

[bbcwhereareyou]

I’m not crying, you’re crying. 

Ok, I’m crying. 

[new-boot-goofin-deactivated2018]

Hey this woman is one of my coworkers! She’s pretty awesome.

[daenerysbeauty]

linguini from ratatouille is the most accurate representation of a broke millennial, like he has no idea what he wants to do with his life and has a shitty apartment and gets drunk and has intense anxiety and actually acknowledges how weird his situation is. like, he just found this rat that can cook and can somehow communicate and control his actions by pulling on his hair and that’s weird af, but fuck it he really needs this job so fine let the rat cook, he doesn’t even care how weird his life is anymore he just needs money.

[sweeterthanadonut]

Linguini:

[catchymemes]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[rainboflg]

Bitch cold cocked a SEAL…

[agentalex]

Okay but that seal was dramatic as fuck

[knownhorizon]

@ bungo when will masterwork cores return from the war?

[catchymemes]

[robotlyra]

Me bailing out of work the exact second my shift is over

[cool-bacon-dude]

When you get spotted in prop hunt

[thecollectibles]

[500daysofbecky]

I really need everyone to see me throwing a piece of bread into a bears mouth.

[500daysofbecky]

I actually have never been more proud of anything in my life and WILL reblog this every day until I die.

[vote-for-eggman]

Fris-bear

[fluffychesnut-blog]

talented bear

[bandtshirt]

[katswenski]

Apparently someone tweeted my comic to the real life Tim Brent, whom I knew next to nothing about prior to making this comic. So we’ll see how that goes. My bet on his reaction is either confused dismay or a very slow, mildly amused head shake. My website – My Facebook page – Check me out on LINE Webtoon!

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you drink alcohol, both you and the alcohol get drunk.

[lumpawaroospaceprincess-moved-d]

[grumpquoteoftheday]

[GQotD]

[aamitmorthos]

What even is Game Grumps

[inkthecryptid]

This is the kind of humor you have to transcend 6 levels of reality to attain

[twitterlols]

[dduane]

ㅤ on Twitter

“Biden: I replaced all of the books with slow burn fanfictions Obama: What? Why? Biden: I want Pence fully invested when he realizes it's gay”

[garbagethatissentient-deactivat]

look at these buns

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

please watch this video of Tay Zonday streaming Team Fortress 2 for the first time. just watch the first 45 seconds then skip to literally anywhere else beyond that point in the video