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My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

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There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

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The update everyone has been waiting for….

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everytime i see this it makes me want to buy from them exclusively

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promise???? 😳😳😳

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HOW IS MY SISTER STRAIGHT UP CARRYING A GUZHENG?????

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SIS IS FUCKING BUFF

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i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

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“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

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you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

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i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.