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Wholesome Texas

i found a d20 in my kitchens junk drawer and i absentmindedly rolled it and got a 1 and was like, aw dunk, and then i immediately stubbed my toe into the trashcan while trying (and missing) to throw something away

angelictrauma

im hot

H ard to love O bnoxious T errible

me speaking directly to the lord god almighty: its so hot outside you stupid son of a bitch

soyunrinoceronte

its been a while uwu

marisatomay

Why was Shrek’s soundtrack so incredible like who sat down and decided that a movie about an ogre would have a beautiful Rufus Wainwright ballad followed by a Smash Mouth/Eddie Murphy cover of I’m A Believer and how can I thank them

babelady

some fukin 40 yr old trying to write a relatable dialogue between teenagers: boy: idk man it’s just that….when i see her my heart does the nae nae you kno…. *looks at floor embarrassed while running fingers through hair* boy # 2: haha Josh wow are you saying that you’re in LOVE haha like you have FEELINGS boy # 1: haha ofc not man i’ll see you at the party tonight *they dab in unision before parting ways, the first boy’s dab somewhat doubtful and solemn*

cement-boy-deactivated20210401

I’ve been laughing for 20 minutes

clintbartons

blaine getting his throat slit was one of the happiest moments of my life until he came back

legorobin-deactivated20170916

what the fuck happened after i stopped watching glee

chipers

“This new highlight system really helps capture those amazing plays”

idiotsonfb

A modern day duel.

dawn-hammer-deactivated20190318

Fucking amazing

princezane-deactivated20151205

A vampire masturbating in front of a mirror

princezane-deactivated20151205

Bet you didn’t see that coming

yuzupool

nudityandnerdery

The thing about using Captain Holt as a reaction image is you don’t know if he’s saying “I’m so disappointed in you for making that joke” or “This is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard, I can barely contain the laughter.”