When a bartender becomes a father

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When a bartender becomes a father
thereâs absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasnât used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago
me cross eyed and seeing double:
Literally so sad that you can't get disability allowance as a sneezy pyromaniac who's irrevocably horny
I need them! đ»
I JUST SAW YOUR AOT FLOWERS PRANK THING AND I DONT KNOW IF YOURE TAKING REQUESTS BUT I LIKE??????? NEED ONE WITH NARUTO CHARACTERS????? THATS SO GOOD IM FUCKING WHEEZING LMFAO
âthank you for the flowersâ prank // naruto
pranking naruto, sasuke, shikamaru, & kakashi by pretending they bought you flowers - smau
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⥠thanks for reading!
⥠donât forget to like, reblog, & comment!
⥠a/n: thanks for the request jojo! ilysm, there are so many naruto character to choose from but I had to include shikamaru for my bby ofc!
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Falling back into a destructive mindset after being okay for a while is exhausting and upsetting.
What kind of gamer are you?
Open-world - Aquarius, Libra MMO/RPG - Taurus, Pisces FPS - Aries, Leo Strategy - Capricorn, Gemini MOBA/PVP - Scorpio, Virgo Side-Scrollers - Cancer, Sagittarius
So tru I donât know what FPS is but Iâm sure itâs @weight-a-second
@zimowaryba first person shooter and highly inaccurate
Today is World Mental Health Day, Tumblr. đ
Never forget that your brain is beautiful, even if itâs a work in progress.
fat girls are hella pretty reblog if you agree
I had to post this whole thread because this is the definition of a wholesome post. đđđđ
This is beyond cute and innocent. I love it đ
Very pure, I love it đ
I want someone to love & appreciate me this much.
This was so cute
I love this so much. I read the whole thing every time I see it.
Find your name with the gif button and add the one that is the most relatable
Broke af?
But still interested in feeding yourself? What if I told you that thereâs a woman with a blog who had to feed both herself and her young sonâŠon 10 British pounds ($15/14 Euro) per week?
Let me tell you a thing.
This woman saved my life last year. Actually saved my life. I had a piggy bank full of change and thatâs it. Many people in my fandom might remember that dark time as when I had to hock my writing skills in exchange for donations. I cried a lot then.Â
This is real talk, people: I marked down exactly what I needed to buy, totaled it, counted out that exact change, and then went to three different stores to buy what I needed so I didnât have to dump a load of change on just one person. I was already embarrassed, but to feel people staring? Utter shame suffused me. The reasons behind that are another post all together.Â
AgirlcalledJack.com is run by a British woman who was on benefits for years. Things got desperate. She had to find a way to feed herself and her son using just the basics that could be found at the supermarket. But the recipes she came up with are amazing.Â
You have to consider the differing costs of things between countries, but if you just have three ingredients in your cupboard, this woman will tell you what to do with it. Check what you already have. Chances are you have the basics of a filling meal already.Â
Hereâs her list of kitchen basics.Â
Bake your own bread. Itâs easier than you think. Hereâs a list of many recipes, each using some variation of just plain flour, yeast, some oil, maybe water or lemon juice. And kneading bread is therapeutic.Â
Make your own pastaâgluten free.Â
She gets it. She really does. This is the article that started it all. Itâs called âHunger Hurtsâ.
She has vegan recipes.
A carrot, a can of kidney beans, and some cumin will get you a really filling soupâŠor throw in some flour for binding and youâve got yourself a burger.Â
Donât have an oven or the stove isnât available? She covers that in her Microwave Cooking section.Â
She has a book, but many recipes can be found on her blog for free. She prices her recipes down to the cent, and every year she participates in a project called âLiving Below the Lineâ where she has to live on 1 BP per day of food for five days.Â
Things improved for me a little, but her website is my go to. I learned how to bake bread (using my crockpot, but that was my own twist), and I have a little cart full of things that saved me back then, just in case I need them again. She gives you the tools to feed yourself, for very little money, and thatâs a fabulous feeling.Â
Tip: Whenever you have a little extra money, buy a 10 dollar/pound/euro giftcard from your discount grocer. Stash it. Thatâs your super emergency money. Make sure they donât charge by the month for lack of use, though.
I donât care if it sounds like an advertisementâyou wonât be buying anything from the site. What I DO care about is your mental, emotional, and physical healthâand dammit, foodâs right in the center of that.Â
If you donât need this now, pass it on to someone who does. Pass it on anyway, because do you REALLY know which of the people in your life is in need? Which follower might be staring at their own piggy bank? Trust me: someone out there needs to see this.Â
Reblogging for all the impoverished students. Jack is the breadline queen. And if you donât need this - donate to your nearest food bank, stat.
Reblogging for students, working folks, and everyone whoâs ever had to choose between essentials at the store because you can only afford milk OR bread, not both.
20 THINGS YOU SHOULD DO EVERYDAY 1. Wake up earlier. Not only does this improve productivity but it also gives you more time to make a good, hearty breakfast. 2. Make your bed. Letâs be real, being welcomed to a tidy bed after a long day at work/school (or a long day in general) is probably the best feeling anyone will ever experience. 3. If you want, spend a little more time on your appearance. Take some time choosing an outfit, applying make up or whatever. Do what helps you boost your confidence and self-esteem. 4. Stay hydrated, folks. Keep a bottle of water with you wherever you go. 5. Stretch everyday or start yoga (or do both, why not?) 6. Create a playlist consisting of songs that make you happy and listen to it. Listen to songs for the mood you want to be in, instead of the mood you are in. 7. Compliment at least one person per day. This could be an acquaintance, co-worker, class mate, stranger, whoever! 8. Use your manners. If someone holds the door for you, lets you go first etc, they did it voluntarily and didnât have to do it, so a âthank youâ wouldnât hurt. 9. Eat your fruit and vegetables and always choose the healthy version over the junk food. 10. Have a good laugh. Catch up with friends, watch some âParks and Recreationâ, go see some stand-up comedy, reminisce about funny moments that have happened to you. You donât need to be a doctor to know that humour has many benefits. 11. Be optimistic. Always look at the positives. Thereâs no point on focusing on the negatives because that isnât going to help anyones mood at all. 12. Exercise. It doesnât have to be anything to intense. A run around the block, a walk with your dog or even a âJust Danceâ session will do the job. 13.Bring a book/magazine or collect the daily newspaper with you. Spend you spare time reading. 14. Try and learn something new everyday. This can either be an interesting fact you saw online or a new skill someone taught you. 15. Help others when you are able to. Help your classmates with school work or offer to help you struggling neighbour lift those heavy objects. 16. Stop procrastinating. No matter how unmotivated you are to, push yourself and complete what you need to complete. Do what you gotta do. You know youâll love yourself for doing it. 17. Drink some tea, because that stuff is goooooood (and also beneficial). 18.Make time to do things that help you relax, whether thatâs painting, having baths, doing you nails or going for a run. 19. Donât dwell on your mistakes, but instead grow and learn from them. 20. And lastly, be kind to yourself. If you love who you are, everyone else will
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You know. Lifeâs short. If you donât try new things, youâll never know what youâre best at. And you can only make time for new things by quitting the things you know donât work for you.
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Self love
me: *needs to sleep*
me: *starts readig some random gay fanfiction*
me: lol sleep is for the weak