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@imhungryandconfused
fencing coach: how are your legs feeling after that workout?
me: sore
fencing coach: [[suddenly in a Russian accent]] Good. Make your thighs big as mother Russia. You know what they say about women with big thighs, yes?
me: [[also in a Russian accent]] Can crush head between legs like watermelon.
fencing coach:
fencing coach: [[still in a Russian accent]] You and I…we have very different fantasies
lmfao bitch im really out here ruining my own life
me: if youre dead you dont have to do homework or get stressed over school so it would eliminate anxiety
my therapist:
What she says: I'm fine
What she means: In Legally Blonde, Elle only gets accepted because she's hot and sent a video, but she had a 4.0 and got a 179 (out of 180) on her LSATS. Sure, her major was in Fashion Merchandising but that's a business major, and the fake school she was at was supposed to be UCLA so she had a business degree from a major college, probably went to a great high school, had a 4.0, and a 179 on the LSATS and at that point she would have been automatically accepted so why did they make it sound like she was such a bad risk? She even had leadership experience as president of a major chapter of what is apparently a huge sorority, since Delta Nus are shown as everything from cheerleaders to senators. Harvard should have been desperate to take her. She should have been able to get in if she turned in a cocktail napkin with her name written on it. So why make up the bullshit excuse of "multiculturalism" to justify letting in an extremely qualified and highly driven candidate just for laughs? Elle Woods deserved to go to Harvard and she earned that place with academic excellence and not by being hot.
you: that is a nice ass shirt
me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”
me when I pretend to be sick to stay home then my mom leaves the house
“All that talk about the power of friendship,” the antagonist murmured, as they circled the protagonist. “And it never even occurred to you that perhaps your enemies might have friends too, did it? How arrogant a thing, you are…”
seriously, NO ONE DOES THIS and it fruSTRAtes me
YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.
Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?
i didn’t reblog this before, but this got better.
so ppl know
I’m so relieved that he wasn’t serious and I’m sure his dentist is too
dude I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I NEVER saw the last bit and I am so shook.
I legitimately thought he was serious before now as well
In our defence, would it really be a shock if somewhere out there are men who seriously believe stuff like “Lol toothpaste is FOR GIRLS”
I’d hate to die like your son, clawing at my neck, foam and bile spilling from my mouth. Eyes blood red, skin purple. Must’ve been horrible for you as a King’s Guard, as a father. It was horrible enough for me. Not at all what I intended. I’ve never seen the poison work before. Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me.
I have depression and often go weeks without feeling even the fainting tinge of passion but I have to tell you guys, and this is one of the six posts a year that I will post without even a measure of novelty or irony, I am telling you guys that I care so fucking deeply about quality, durable, effective nonstick cookware.
who is going to ride or die for me this hard
people shouldn’t have to pimp themselves off to the military to afford college wtf
They don’t…lol
actually almost every teacher i’ve ever had has suggested joining the military because they’ll pay for college and almost half of my class is either doing it or considering it but i hope that rock you live under has air conditioning
Dumb Dishonored doodle #2
That one bone-charm that gets you mana when you eat white rats….. yeah. that’s p disturbing
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