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alice ⟡ faun 24 ⟡ she/her ⟡ infj FC: SW-6516-9659-5581

[albertnatural]

[ex-natiya]

[saoirseronanswife]

“in this essay i will explore” memes piss me off because it implies y’all still using first person pronouns when writing academically. childish ass

[prismatic-bell]

In this essay, this writer will explore the implications of pretending that one’s own personal view is not part of one’s essay, and the inaccessibility of academia related to established custom of artificial detachment.

[shredsandpatches]

In this essay, I will demonstrate that the blanket ban on first-person pronouns in high-school and some university English classes is poorly understood and hastily adopted as a result. I will further illustrate that it is a mere substitute for explaining to inexperienced writers that excessive use of phrases like “I think” or “I believe” is unnecessary and rhetorically weakens academic writing, and that opinions expressed in an essay are already assumed to be those of the author. Finally, I will address strategies for effectively conveying that information to students, who often find it difficult to grasp.

[thepioden]

In this essay, passive voice will be used throughout in order to distance the work done from any researchers, or, in reality, kind of imply all experiments were done by magical lab gremlins and the results were simply recorded. 

[jumpingjacktrash]

in this essay, enlightenment will descend upon you without the agency of any living being. you will know things, yet know not how you know.

prepare yourself. it begins.

[quousque]

In this essay, I will use the first person pronoun as a bludgeoning weapon

[yenneferblog]

Anya Chalotra as ‘Yennefer’ and Freya Allen as ‘Ciri’ on the set of the Witcher, Season 2.

[carthonasi]

[anxietyproblem]

[setonfirebyfiends]

[symeona]

Allow me to... Illustrate... My point a little better.. ha

I'm saying Damian would have time to celebrate with his aunt

His uncle

And still have time to be a perfectly healthy arab boy

That's just how multicultural families be.....

Now can we shut up and go back to having fun? Great.

[symeona]

I love you guys and your tags

@mrsmarymorstan there was no need to destroy my heart like that was there

[rocktheholygrail]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[cholera]

if both candidates die the presidency must go to ms. megan thee stallion by default. it's in the constitution

[jimxugle]

Actually it goes to the vice-president-elect. If they're not able to take office either, then Nancy Pelosi becomes President Pro Tempore while we have another election with new candidates.

[cholera]

you need to read the constitution. it very clearly states that megan thee stallion will be inaugurated in the event both presidential candidates die.

[starry-hexgem]

The Nancy Pelosi thing is actually true. From what I can tell, she’d actually be a pretty good president. At this point tho, anything is better than trump

[cholera]

jesuschrist are you people fucking dense

[starry-hexgem]

Considering the fact that I don’t even know who megan thee stallion is,,,,,,,,yes

[cholera]

well read the constitution damn

[sigillums]

“Shall we dance?”

[twitblr]

They got her back in the middle of the turn up

[atlas-prime]

Renaissance painting energy

[anxietyproblem]

[mbrainspaz]

I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present. 

[sushinfood]

Finally, Someone Understands

[best-of-inspirobot]

[gandalfsbignaturals]

me reminding my adhd werewolf gf about the full moon

[siverwrites]

SOME people appreciate a good performance.

[huyosumi]

ADORABLE

[transmortifried]

god imagine going on a pub date with your girlfriend and a goose famous across the village for being horrible shows up and very politely puts on a show for the two of you. what a magical date that would be.

[dutchster]

[makxmaa]