Thilbo Bagginshield

It's canon I swear.

[incorrect-lotr-trash]

Bilbo: Does Kili always run headlong into certain death?

Bofur: Sometimes he walks, occasionally he shuffles, periodically he ambles. Once, I’m pretty sure I saw him trip into certain death.

[modernincorrectlotrhobbit]

Bilbo: I will not stand here and be insulted!

Thorin: Then stand somewhere else and I’ll insult you there, I don’t care.

[rotting-donut]

Edelweiss - Like fallen stars on mountain tops

Part (1/?)

[cannithebear]

Thorin: I am king under the mountain. Ice-cold. Unbreakable.

Bilbo: *smiles*

Thorin: I’m a mess someone help I’m gay

[rerumtechnologies]

possibly my favorite trope in the hobbit fics is the dwarves underestimating a hobbit’s appetite and either fretting that they’ve been starving bilbo or worried that he has some kind of eating disorder

Bilbo: *stuffing his face as only hobbits can and oblivious*

Thorin: *acting majestic but having internal panic attack* have we not been feeding him enough?

Fíli: where do you suppose he’s putting it all?

Kíli: do you think he’ll explode

[skepticalfrog]

I love the 4th hobbit film where all thorin has to deal with is a gnarly scar

[skepticalfrog]

another one from the “get ready with me” series! This time bimbo baggins in bag end vs. on the road ✨

[meteors-lotr]

Bilbo: I just like strong, silent types, you know?

Thorin: [quietly lifts a table in the background]

[modernincorrectlotrhobbit]

Thorin: This date is boring.

Bilbo: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Thorin: Then why did you invite me?

Bilbo: I didn't. I specifically said, "don't come with me" and you said, "Fuck you, Bilbo, I do whatever I want" and followed me here.

[ooowyn]

let me pretend that frodo has a dwarf uncle that taught him that phrase

[seadeepspaceontheside]

Bilbo - “Do you think its dragon sickness?” Thorin - “I wish.” Part 1 twitter support me here!

[rutobuka2]

☕ breakfast in bed~

[rutobuka2]

the endless cycle of slightly incriminating sleeping habits 😂

[skepticalfrog]

I literally only drew this to say I’m a short human!thorin truther. If i see an au and thorin is tall I’m like, I understand where you’re coming from? But? Also? Let him be 5’7

[rumble-bee-art]

Short King Under the Mountain

[brglhobbit]

Possessive hobbit

[beorntobewild]

yehhh :3c

[brglhobbit]

They tried to carve each other's faces on pumpkins and the outcome, how accurate it may be, isn't exactly flattering