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26//Gunther J. Andross (Jerry)//Aromantic autosexual transmasc//He/him//♑🌞/♈🌙/♋⬆//18+ ONLY/MINORS DNI

[cannithebear]

Feel the pitter-patter in my chest

The chewy snack beneath my breast

Infatuation for you has struck me like a dart

So please hack out and eat my still-beating heart ❤️

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

[iamcon-fu-sion]

pick a side

team gaud

team pigeon

Voting ended onJun 1

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[status-quo-hater]

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

[depsidase]

[laterkiss]

happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

[kedreeva]

Posted by The Library of Congress on Facebook:

Once more, due to annual popular demand, we like to share Rosa Parks’ pancake recipe on National Pancake Day. Jotted down on an envelope, it came to the Library along with the rest of her papers, a gift made possible by the generosity of the Howard G. Buffett Foundation in 2016. Learn more about the Rosa Parks Collection: https://www.loc.gov/.../rosa.../about-this-collection/...

Here is the Library of Congress page for the recipe!

And the full transcription (text) of the envelope!

And the recipe itself:

Featherlite Pancakes Sift together:

1 C flour

2 T B. Powder [presumably baking powder]

1/2 t salt

2 T sugar

Mix:

1 egg

1 1/4 C Milk

1/3 C peanut butter melted

1 T shorting or oil

Combine with dry ingredients Cook at 275° on griddle

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Happy National Pancake Day!

[teathattast]

[throwupgirl-deactivated20240906]

Damien Karras being perpetually in the closet

taken from The Exorcist (1971), The Exorcist original script (1972), The Exorcist (1973), The Exorcist Radio Drama

[angelic-amourette]

can i come over and sit on your couch like this

[hardliquorrr]

There's something about a weird, middle aged, guilty catholic priest that just compels a man

Damien Karras, The exorcist 1973

Love this guy

[byjove]

I only identified as a lesbian for a very brief period but straight girls do this realllllly bizarre thing where they ask you if you have a crush on them or who you think the hottest girl in a certain group is and get offended if you say no or refuse to answer. It’s like walking on a tightrope over a lake of fire, there is no good answer to give. Inside, you know if you were to say “Yes, I think you’re very attractive, I’m into you.” they would definitely weaponize that against you or treat you like a perv but if you say “No, you’re not my type, I’m not interested in you.” they act soooooooo wounded. And I’m sure some straight girls who do this are not entirely straight and were interested in feeling me out but I do think there are a lot of straight girls who do this as some form of power play. Anyway, it was so weird. And they have the audacity to act like lesbians are sexually inappropriate bullies.

[cristalplanetheart]

😳

[savethewailes]

Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!

[adelphicoracle]

Perfect tags

[i-cant-carry-it-for-you]

[lizardsister]

absolutely LOST in the sauce

[battered-sausage]

[byjove]

everybody: you’ve got to advocate for yourself in medical settings!

medical professionals when a patient advocates for themselves in a medical setting (x100 if that patient is a part of any minority): damn. you’re a hypochondriac crazy bitch who has every mental illness and is seeking every narcotic in existence. that’s the only reason you’d be disappointed in the care you’re receiving here. in retaliation, we will be even less helpful and less sympathetic. our jobs are hard. people are dying. we don’t have time to deal with anyone who is slightly inconvenient for us.

[depsidase]

[sadhoc]

Trans women in the USA on average live about ten years less than their cis woman counterparts. The leading causes of death for out trans women are cardiovascular disease and diabetes.

with cardiovascular disease and type two diabetes both, access to regular exercise can affect both prevention and reduced severity.

when trans women are barred from gym locker rooms or amateur sports leagues, they are being excluded from their social community, and also from fun healthy ways to get exercise.

Sports bans aren’t frivolous. Locker room bans aren’t frivolous. Friedrich Engels defined social murder as the use of social systems such as laws to produce an early death in oppressed people, rather than directly murdering someone with a gun or a knife. ten years is a long time

[deafsnake]

I'm alive!

FOR MY T-GIRLS AND T-BOYS! YOU MATTER! YOU ARE PERFECT! BLAZE UP! LOVE YOU 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

[boringlittleman]