making moves in silence

vivi 😛 I broke into the Matt Johnson factory and stole the recipe

[hanniballectersbush]

I love when a male character is afraid his Boy Best Friend's new girlfriend is going to replace him

[mattys-marbles]

I am no better than Matt johnson himself probably when Matt's arms or chest jiggles. I lock in.

his arms and chest are my adderall cuz suddenly i can FOCUS

[fattjohnson]

made some shirt designs for matt and jay. it was not for free though so my fee is 100 million billion dollars due at midnight thanks

[fattjohnson]

dramaturgical dyad

[iminlovewithmysadness]

this girlvanna stuff is like fent. Hashtag NEEDTHAT!

[fattjohnson]

househunting!!!!!!!!!

[okjaybird]

matt johnson in operation avalanche (2016)

[wokeuplaughing]

had a dream about these two clowns doing bits together back and forth and one clown is getting increasingly sincere in his comedy and he tells the other clown to kiss him so they do and when the other clown pulls back he looks to the audience and goes "it's more than just a joke after all" and then I woke up

[rpfofficial]

read the truth.

[iminlovewithmysadness]

Has anyone written a fic where Jared films their sex tape…what about those apples!

[jaredtime]

explicit mattjay fic but when matt tells jared to get out of the house so he and jay can fuck we lose our pov of them having sex and go watch jared get a bagel instead

[okjaybird]

obsessed with jay quoting jared calling him “bird”

[dontpmeo]

[rpfofficial]

[ntbsideblog]

we could be getting a lot of mileage out of this clip

[louisegluckpdf]

if i were a guy i’d sooo be picking fights at bars as a repressed homosexuality thing

[cazyhazemave]

<3 this fic made me sick and i really value that in art.