“That’s America’s Ass”

Melanie • mid-20s • Aromantic spec My Book Recs

[vergak]

[shadow-posession-jutsu]

for those interested in cowboy hat pet pics

[snoopylovessoup]

[thegaymertrainer]

😭 he brings all his friends to meals

[escuerzoresucitado]

[red-twist]

I feel like the audience of the first moving picture

[release-the-hound]

BISCUIT IS GETTING SHAVED IN 2 HOURS

Respectable even cut all around

Save her stupid ear tufts

Voting ended onNov 21, 2023

[release-the-hound]

WE'RE BACK FROM THE GROOMER'S AND SHE LOOKS SO STUPID. I AM OVERJOYED.

[doomspaniels]

PICTURES! PICTURES! PICTURES!

[release-the-hound]

Freshly peeled Biscuit posing for all her lovely constituents. She promises to stay true to her platform of prioritizing sillyness above all else.

[t4timekeeper]

pizza night is cancelled on account of the

[t4timekeeper]

picked him up and put him on the floor and he jumped right back on

[t4timekeeper]

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKES

[t4timekeeper]

defeat.

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

sneezed 5 times in a row and people stopped saying bless you by the end of sneeze 2 and after sneeze 4 I heard somebody unclip their holster

[oldmanpusspuss]

This is a top five Top Five Beatdown moment. To me. Ryan must have been so delighted to have somebody push back on one of Shane's insane choices for once 😁

[b0nkcreat]

just told my mom i was gonna freak it sensitive style and she hyped me up with “ooh quiet down…. quiet down..” while i was dancing

[b0nkcreat]

live reenactment

[heyhoneylook]

Everyone please say hello to Sock!

She is very small!!

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Crumb Lover

[oumace]

giggling and kicking my feet as i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill y

[minakosroom]

[metallicat777]

This is literally my favorite tweet of all time. It’s so powerful.

She Freaken Forgor Me

[sherlocking-out-loud]

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[ymutate]

Vanessa Stockard

"Another Day, Another Chair"

[suns-up-bunshine-deactivated202]

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

[feline17ff]

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[cheaphalloweencostume]

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

[cheaphalloweencostume]

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[maliciousindungeon]

[stonyponyofficial]

[canadian-kazoo-god]