where have you gone, roger federer?

carrie, gen X, formerly inevitablecorgi

[challengersdvd]

why are so many atp players virtually hairless. i didn’t ask for this.

[endlessdeuce]

Singing 'Where have you gone, Roger Federer?' to the tune of 'Mrs. Robinson'

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[shipping2survive]

roland garros 2026 men's draw be like:

everyone and their mother: sweating it out five sets, going past the 4 even 5 hour mark, facing the horrors, dying in the heat, feeling the pressure, going through horrible losses, looking absolutely defeated in press conferences.

flavio cobolli, out of all people, for some reason: living his best life, greatest performance of his career so far, will probably be top 10, ray of sunshine.

[cadillacjohnf1]

it's literally pride month if these 2 aren't the finalists then it's homophobic

[constantlyinshock]

In the name of the Tennis God who we all know is a yaoi truther, please let them meet in RG26 finals🥺🍀

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[coachplayer]

"so all italian names end with vowels right? except for one guy. sinner. i know hes from northern italy close to the austrian border right? does that mean they tell him hes not really italian? im sure they embraced him now!" - real commentary by john macenroe

[vrstppen]

family ):

[princeoconnor]

So incredibly handsome

[roriferis]

Two older men just walked by my window.

Old man 1: Do you really think Amy is manipulative?

Me: (Oh this sounds juicy. Who is Amy. What did Amy do.)

Old man 2: I don't know. I think Laurie is a liar though.

Me: (The plot thickens, keep talking boys)

Old man 1: I don't think Amy should have burned Jo's papers, but I don't blame her for marrying Laurie. I don't think she's a puppetmaster. Jo said no. How is Laurie a liar?

Me: (shocked pikachu face)

[romanceyourdemons]

last night i dreamed acclaimed actor and director kenneth branagh died in a recreation of the battle of agincourt and i happened to be there at the time, so afterwards the investigator for the death (who was an off brand hercule poirot situation) asked me about it and i said “ken was always drawn to spectacle. he loved that feeling of awe” and i remember thinking, in the dream, what the hell am i doing? since when am i on ken terms with real life oscar winner sir kenneth branagh?? being a heartrendingly present bystander at the moment of his bizarre death doesn’t give me the right to ken him

[altheanealegibson]

matberrettini QUARTERSSSSS! 🗣️💪🔨❤️

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[blans]

Naomi Osaka, 2026 Roland Garros © Julien de Rosa

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

"lupita nyong'o can't be helen of troy because helen was greek and there weren't black people in ancient greece"

DO YOU THINK THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DIDNT HAVE BOATS. THIS ENTIRE MOVIE IS ABOUT ONE OF THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS AND HIS BOAT

[renecanu]

MATTEO BERRETTINI

def. Francisco Comesaña (7-6 5-7 6-7 6-4 7-6) THIRD ROUND | ROLAND GARROS 2026

[ilynpilled]

a character being a perpetrator does not negate their victimhood and neither does their victimhood negate being a perpetrator. u can accept and reckon w both dimensions in ur analysis

[ilynpilled]

there is nothing morally purifying about suffering or victimhood, it is not something that inculcates “goodness.”

one’s character has no impact on whether they were/are a victim or not, victim status is not something that is only afforded to the palatable.

it also does not = absolution.

[ilynpilled]

ppl cant handle this in cartoons made for teenagers lets not get ahead of ourselves