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@imissclubpenguin

Just a personal yapping blog, i use this like twitter, 23

188 posts

imissclubpenguin

Aug 6

tifu: i mentioned getting another cat to my cat bc the shelter i got him from is waiving fees

and i swear i had his best interest in mind

bc i think he gets bored when im at work

but he hit me with the saddest, most distant eye contact

#did i make my cat feel inadequate #now he wont even look at me #tifu #cats of tumblr #black cat

imissclubpenguin

Jul 10

do you ever feel

like that painting

where the guy is sitting in a corner

ripping his face off

#bc i do!#i do!#doing discussions #on readings that are like #interesting #but also so not #and i just #can #not #even

imissclubpenguin

Jun 13

here's another idea for a poll! I think this will have some interesting results. this sentence is here to pad out this paragraph so people who don't read posts will be more likely to accidentally miss these instructions. if you're reading this, please select option eleven. here's another sentence to make this block of text look longer. anyway here's my fun poll idea!

try to create a normal (bell curve) distribution

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imissclubpenguin

Jun 10

imissclubpenguin

one thing i will always be grateful for are the nerds at pixar

like they will write zoodles of articles and do zoodles of interviews showing off the new technical process that they invented for a movie

imissclubpenguin

the way im actually so excited for tomorrow's lesson

i designed a baller lesson about crowd simulations and randomness

imissclubpenguin

ok i can read a room

#lesson was unfortunately #an epic fail #crying emoji #i think the kids were just too stressed with work from other classes so i made the period into a study hall #was trying to explain and not a single kid was paying attention i was like #oh you guys dont gaf #which is understandable like we all know that this week has no graded work except make up work #so we just chilled all period #i looked for independent worksheets for tomorrow and friday #shoutout tpt

imissclubpenguin

Jun 9

imissclubpenguin

one thing i will always be grateful for are the nerds at pixar

like they will write zoodles of articles and do zoodles of interviews showing off the new technical process that they invented for a movie

imissclubpenguin

the way im actually so excited for tomorrow's lesson

i designed a baller lesson about crowd simulations and randomness

#this lesson has everything #drawing in students' interests via media #multiple forms of communication and expression #a writing exercise #high fives all around

imissclubpenguin

Jun 9

one thing i will always be grateful for are the nerds at pixar

like they will write zoodles of articles and do zoodles of interviews showing off the new technical process that they invented for a movie

#like they came in clutch for my thesis #theyre coming in clutch now in my lesson planning #i was so stressed about coming up with a prob stats lesson about movies and #oh!#guess what!#we're gonna talk about the randomness of crowd simulations all thanks to #michael fong #bill reeves #and dale mcbeath #like this lesson might actually fun for the kiddos #if theyre in the mood #pixar #a bugs life #lesson planning #high school math #matheducation

imissclubpenguin

May 24

i wish i was friends with my neighbor

#i have thin walls #so i can hear my neighbor when he's puttering around in his kitchen #and he's blasting some documentary(?) that heavily features #kesha #and he's banging around making brekkie #and i just wish oh wish #with all my heart #that we were friends #bc he seems chill af

imissclubpenguin

May 20

so ive recently discovered fire

#making an extra credit assignment #and currently working on the answer key #could NOT for the life of me #figure out how to type mayan numerals #turns out theres a fun little unicode shortcut #so #what the hell is unicode #had to figure that out #had to figure out how to type it in #had to figure out which fonts are compatible with mayan numeral unicode #why isnt it showing up #help why isnt it showing up #an hour and a half later #BEHOLD #A SHELL

imissclubpenguin

sunnyday-realestate-agent-deact

May 2

via cozyvu

#oh high school imcp #im too harsh on you #you were literally just a teenager #stressed about #your future #your potential #only to carry those anxieties #into college #then adulthood

imissclubpenguin

Apr 28

great.

now my room can look like saw.

#had an electrical emergency over the weekend #where like two thirds of my apartment's outlets and overhead lights werent working #which was inconvenient bc i had to shower in the dark #and couldnt charge my phone while i slept #but not the end of the world #and my landlord was very quick to respond and worked on it for two days #and today i came home to it all figured out #woohoo!#but then i noticed something tonight #as the sun was setting #i turned on my kitchen light #and was surprised to see my lightbulbs rotate through red #blue #and green #before settling into a default yellow #and then i realized to my horror #my landlord accidentally put my color changing lightbulbs that i had installed in my room in my kitchen instead #it's so funny #i can turn my entire kitchen slash living room #into an eerie flourescent green blue hue #just like in the movie #saw #or #se7en

imissclubpenguin

Apr 13

imcp has a full time position secured for this fall!!

#life update #i have been training to be a secondary math teacher #slash #special ed teacher #this school year #and my cohort has started to apply for full time positions for this fall #and i got my dream position!#genuinely so relieved #proud of myself #omg #teaching #math teacher #special education #new job

imissclubpenguin

sunnyday-realestate-agent-deact

Apr 7

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Apr 7

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

“but I stay silly!”

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Reblog you stay silly

imissclubpenguin

Mar 8

some people’s eyes are just wide open huh

#went bar hopping with a friend for her bday last night #and one place was playing #sandstorm #darude #REMIXED WITH #shots shots shots #lmfao #and the vision #was crystal clear #and bright #genuinely a genius remix #game grumps

imissclubpenguin

Mar 5

vet and her assistants were gushing over how cute my cat’s name is, and i didn’t have the balls to reveal the origin

#cat’s name is #boom #which is very cute #but it’s short for something #boomhauer #im not even that huge of a #king of the hill #fan anymore #i was just so charmed by the character design #and the scene where he tries picking up a girl at a shoe store #and he says why don’t you try on size boom #was so cute to me #that i was lik #that’s it #that’s the name of my future cat #black cat #catlr

imissclubpenguin

Jan 25

hildegard von bingen brought us pumpkin spice

#was watching youtube shorts about nuns #for research #and one of them was trying to be sassy #in response to telling monks and nuns that theyre wasting their lives #and then they showed examples of people #who made big contributions #like mendel #and when they got to hildy #they said she invented #pumpkin spice #which is like yeah im sure #but she did #SO MANY OTHER THINGS #im no catholic anymore #but give credit where credits due #she was huge #dont reduce her to the bane of fall #hildegard von bingen #ex catholic

imissclubpenguin

Jan 12

SCREAMS

#reading a chapter from #crest of the peacock #and it mentions protomathematics #idk what that is but the context sounds interesting #i proceed to google what this means #sitting in the back of my classroom #i find a website that looks like it explains it well #i see a hentai game ad in the corner and frown a little #bc im in a school using their wifi i dont want this in my history #and before i can close the ad #A WALL OF PORN GRACES MY ENTIRE SCREEN #FROWNS DEEPER #closed the entire tab out of panic bc THIS I AM USING SCHOOL WIFI #SCREAMS #(im no puritan)#(but i have a lizard in my brain thats been squatting there since i graduated high school)#(and it's name is goody two shoes and she's terrified of her internet history when she's using school wifi)

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