Thoughts about fandoms

I like a bunch of diff things. I love daydreaming :)

[plasticfangtastic]

Homelander could had been the first male-tradwife influencer if Butcher had just taken one for the team.

[imjusta-guy]

Can’t believe I haven’t heard anyone say this yet, but Butchlander is literally I Love You Like and Alcoholic.

“ I need you like I need a gaping head wound”

[imjusta-guy]

I haven’t written in so long, but it’s basically just average butchlander. Unrequited obsession love :)

Homelander who’s legit done everything to get Butcher’s attention. Like he meets this big, strong, hairy man at a Christmas event, and god he has an accent.

He has an accent.

And Homelander obvi would be internally homophobic. Have you seen this man’s suit? (Have you seen season 5?!) Anyways, he shoves everything down and comes to the conclusion that Becca is better than nothing. I mean, she smells like Butcher, close enough.

Then he realizes Butcher is now angry at him over his wife, cause Becca’s missing. While Homelander would prefer praise, this whole undying rage is pretty cute. Watching a human do anything in their power to try and kill him: a supe. It’s honestly adorable, any attention is good attention.

He wants everything, he wants to know everything. So he gets cameras, microphones, hired people to watch his man.

In his free time he just goes through audios of Butcher saying his name. Goes through the photos his hired stalkers take and has a special folder on his laptop dedicated to his human, Billy Butcher.

Sure, everyone is vaguely aware of it, but the only person who truly understands Homelander’s passion for Butcher is Stilwell. So when she’s tied up by Butcher and Butcher has the bomb, the blonde has to shut her up before she says anything.

Homelander just loves Butcher so much. He would never say it’s love, but he’s killed and is willing to do so much for the human. One day Butcher’ll feel the same. He just wishes it could be today.

[barsicool]

[imjusta-guy]

I can tell John here is such a rich bitch brat

[pumpkinseed001]

lighter&opener

[imjusta-guy]

I like to imagine a world where Homelander was raised semi-normally, still a lab, but a loving lab. He still masks in public but when he unmasks he isn't super mentally ill. Like yes he's still affection hungry and desperate for approval but he also at the same time believes that murder is morally wrong. Butcher and Homelander meet at the Christmas party and the blonde literally trips head over heels for that stupid ass, cockney man. He's a brat, a total brat where he whines and complains, but he will happily light that man's cigarette. Even if Butcher does go home to Becca at night. Homelander can wait, he knows Billy will choose him over her eventually.

[puppyland3rrr]

Ugly ass lazy doodle x(

[imjusta-guy]

The Deep wants him so bad, like please bro just love me. I love you, man, so you should love me. Ill give up the octopus for you. Please brosir. 🥺

[imjusta-guy]

I like to imagine sometimes that Butcher didn't kill Homelander, that he thought a worse punishment for the Supe was that he had to live powerless for the rest of his life.

But oops!

He hit Homelander too hard at the Whitehouse and now he cant remember anything. So instead of getting a whiny, pathetic Homelander complaining about his lack of powers, Butcher gets a panicked average blonde dude named John who can barely remember anything except his name.

"Who's Homelander? I'm just John."