Letâs Make A Date - the one where the ravenous boa constrictor meets the man turned on by danger!!
Still my all time favourite LMADâŠfor obvious reasons!

if i look back, i am lost
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@imlisteningforyourwhistle
Letâs Make A Date - the one where the ravenous boa constrictor meets the man turned on by danger!!
Still my all time favourite LMADâŠfor obvious reasons!
When they saw me in my space suit and the parachute dragging alongside as I walked, they started to back away in fear. I told them, donât be afraid, I am a Soviet citizen like you, who has descended from space. And I must find a telephone to call Moscow.
Yuri Gagarin,
the first human to travel to space; upon re-entry Gagarin landed 280 kilometers away from the intended landing site, to the surprise of a farmer and his daughter who watched him fall from the sky (via whats-out-there)
HELLO FELLOW CITIZENS I AM A CITIZEN JUST LIKE YOU DEFINITELY NOT AN ALIEN NOW TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADERS
(via currentboat)
i honestly canât stand fics that make harry an asshole. like, nO HEâS A SOFT BOY THATS TRYING HIS BEST AND DESERVES ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD !!!!! IN THIS HOUSEHOLD WE SUPPORT SOFT HARRY !!!!!!
ginny weasley: quidditch player by day, comedian by night
Ginny: *Sees someone doing something insane*
Ginny: Wow what an idiot.
Ginny: *Sees that itâs Harry*
Ginny: Oh Merlin, thatâs my idiot.
when people try to speak on the behalf of entire fandoms
What she says: Iâm fine What she means: What time period does A Series of Unfortunate Events actually take place? There is mention of horse-drawn carriages, but also of motor cycles and automobiles, but the way the three Baudelaires dress is indicative of the nineteen hundred-somethingâs. Characters are dressed in both early twentieth century clothing as well as up to date clothing. There is mention of computers, fax, and phones but some things seem rather dated. What time in history is it??
I remember reading an interview with Lemony Snicket when I was a kid, where they basically asked him that exact question.Â
His answer was âthe year of the Ratâ.
Russell proving that British Accents arenât sexy
teacher: well,names often came from oneâs ancestorâs job. For instance: someone with the name Smith was a blacksmith, and james pissfetishist: *quietly cries*
Marauderâs Era Detention Slips: ( 2 / â )
Okay but can we please not forget that Ginny winked at Harry from across the wedding when Aunt Muriel mentioned the fact that her dress was âFar too low cut.â Like idk about you guys but Harry is definitely a tit man.
Voldemort is the disease, meet the cure. Okay, not the cure, but more like a topical ointment to reduce the swelling and itch.
Harry Potter (via incorrect-harry-potter-quotes)