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Asunder is basically the most classic way to be torn, and if you're looking to be cleft, in twain is a vintage but stunning choice

eraserheadadult

my beloveds…

rowlfthedog

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from like 9 to 12 i would try to fall asleep by ‘making’ a new seinfeld episode in my head. i would open with a jerry seinfeld standup bit that was almost nonsense (its not like i can write standup like he can at 10 years old) and then it would be jerry and george arguing about a girlfriend i made up with some kind of pointless issue (”she wears bigger pants than me, jerry! everyones gonna know, who wears the pants!”) and then kramer would walk in. by that time id be almost out

smoqueen-deactivated20251108

I should also say i was ‘typing’ out the dialogue with my hands as if they were on a keyboard, but my hands were across my chest like a vampire

housegoblin

happy spongebob day!! 🍍🫧

desk-drawerr

since i got a few comments about bowling alley graphics, have this whatever. ducky goes bowling.

blondebrainpowered

Two children ignoring the artwork at the San Francisco Museum of Art. ca. 1960s

Photographer: Herb Slodounik

lh7

Fuck, dude, it sure is.

xtec

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

noneuclideangarf

spent too long on this

voidpostings1

desk-drawerr

He eat a nemon

wholesome-animal-images

spatort

@sinnsenke couldn't leave this in the tags

bamfspock

Happy Fucking Moon Day

conspiracydawg

sight I saw in san francisco, twice: gaggle of tiny children leashed together being herded along, everyone in hi-vis

mikkeneko

alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

watermelon-converse

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

emi--rose

Hell yeah moon holiday

hello-delicious-tea

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

ariaste

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)