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Discoholic 🪩
ellievsbear
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
cherry valley forever
Jules of Nature
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almost home
KIROKAZE
DEAR READER
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
NASA
if i look back, i am lost
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Sade Olutola
pixel skylines
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@theartofmadeline
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@thereadingnome
petition that instead of making new lord of the rings films they should just re release the original trilogy in theaters. have world premieres. press tours and interviews with the cast. new lines of official merchandise. drop unseen content and behind the scenes footage. I promise we will all go ballistic
its the smiling and pazazz that gets me he knows he's doing some buckwild shit today
Trans Witches are Witches: 69 items for $60.00
Trans Witches are Witches (Apprentice Edition): 66 items for $10.00
The main bundle has 69 (heh) games for $60. The sister bundle has 66 games for $10.
The sale runs Feb 10-24, 2023
GILLIAN ANDERSON IS REALLY OUT HERE ASKING FOR FREE VIBRATORS ON TWITTER DOT COM I LOVE THIS WOMAN
Dana Scully horny on main
If you can’t parlay fame into free vibrators then I honestly don’t know what good it is.
Strawberry Hill House—a Gothic Revival villa that was built in Twickenham, London 1749
came across this sentence today and now i know what he meant
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good <3
An important note:
APPARENTLY IT ISN'T BULLYING????
Like literally people are saying to these streamers "dude why are you doing this, I thought better of you, are you aware what this game promotes" and streamers are crying about it.
KEEP TALKING UNTIL THEY REALIZE SPEAKING AGAINST ANTISEMITISM AND TRANSPHOBIA ISN'T BULLYING.
TIMOTHY OLYPHANT Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend // January 23, 2023
a series
The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner
not even gonna lie the stuff going on with legos these days is like.. fascinating to me
like… this is crazy
You’re missing the Most Important One
normal cherry tree, right? WRONG
it’s little pink frogs
big fan of these as well
They are all gorgeous but I want the Starry Night Lego set! Gosh it’s just too pretty!
U KNOW WHAT TO DO LMAO
Hogwarts Legacy Discord Ban Speedrun no keyword ban any%
they're getting really creative with it
update: was banned on my first message for I think the keyphrase 'critical thinking' 💪 godspeed!
He sounds exactly like Bob from Bob’s Burgers
I was like "How can a video of a couple being excited about their Christmas decoration be almost forty seconds long?" And oh my.
who is she
Snorlene
Don’t block off the path just cause you can
Snorlene
I’ll never forget the time I was sitting with this guy, nice kid, didn’t know him well, I think we must have had a bottle of wine or some questionable hashish or something, and in response to an awkward silence I just started talking and ended up going on a long meandering rant about how ugly American robins are. I’m talking a full monologue. I had an intro and conclusion. It was pointlessly vehement. I have never been so mean or loquacious about anything in my life.
Consider my horror when this perfectly nice guy wordlessly lifted his shirt to reveal a full-torso prismacolor tattoo of his spiritual soul animal, the American robin.
Their scientific name sounds like "Migrating Turd" but otherwise I find them charming if fairly derpy and mundane. I don't know if I'd get a tattoo of one though. They're like the potato of American birds.
I have no actual animosity towards them. They’re fine. I like them. They remind me if my college roommate and beloved friend. I don’t know why I said any of that—I was grasping at straws for something kind of provocative to say and failed so catastrophically that I was catapulted into a Seinfeld skit.
eerily similar to the time in college someone tried to make conversation by making fun of a silly book a former high school teacher of theirs had written only for me to just pull out a physical copy of the exact book because i’d realized he was talking about my dad
the foot seeks the mouth like leaves seek the sun
the only thing stopping me from inviting my mutuals to have a coffee with cake and talk about our blorbos is geography
One time I brought one of my rocks with me on a plane to touch to calm me down during the flight, but it fell out of my pocket on my way back to the bathroom and then as soon as i realized this they actually announced “did anyone lose…… . A rock” over the loudspeaker system.
When I went up to claim it the plane man, clearly unable to throw off the shackles of his training in the procedure of asking for people’s full names and birthdates when they come to claim wallets, said “wait no, first tell me what color it is so I know it’s really yours”
He seemed to realize this was stupid directly after saying it and kind of smiled like to make it a joke but the joke was on him bc I Described the fucking rock to him for like 30 solid seconds
…anyway. that was an interaction I had once
this is like the only viral post that i dont regret making at ALL
