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Shoutout to, like, 14 year old me who thought he was bi cause he felt 0 attraction to men and 0 attraction to women and 0=0 which is equal attraction THEREFORE I was surely equally attracted to both men and women and, thus, bisexual, thank you for coming to my tedtalk

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Fun Fact! Back in the Olden Days, the bisexual community welcomed asexuals for this exact reason!

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New Additions To Our Asexuals In Fiction List!

For the first time links in this list are a little different, the paperback link will go to BookShop.Org and the ebook will go to kindle since BookShop.Org has very limited ebooks available. Games, films and show titles will lead to their main website or a page about them.

Anyways, let’s get to those ace characters!

Sybil - Woman On The Edge of Time - Paperback

Elatsoe - Elatsoe - Paperback Preorder

Player Character - Crusader Kings 3 - Game

Selah - Selah and the Spades - Movie

Irene - Press Start - Paperback May 5th

Raymond - Have You Seen Luis Valdez - Paperback

Jasmine - Queer We Go Again! - Paperback Preorder

It’s Not You It’s Not Me - Short Movie

Mikodez - Raven Stratagen - Paperback

Bruce - The Last American Hero

Rahel - Resilience - Paperback

Artemis - Lumberjanes - Vol 1

Ryder - Lucky Cowboy - Paperback

Letzte Spur Berlin - Show

Max - A Pale Light In The Black - Paperback

Anders - Turn To Paige Never - Paperback

Hansen - The Company of Death - Paperback

Manami - One Night, Hot Springs - Visual Novel

Theo - Queen of Cups

For more aces in fiction check out our database!

ace-fluxing

Reblog if you believe everyone on the asexual spectrum is VALID

I need to prove a goddamn point

stargirlweeknd

“dude” but like romantically

aracle

“babe” but like platonically

crypticwafflesandvhstapes-deact

“Sweetheart” but like rivalry

sandersstudies

Okay but when I was at my parents’ house last I was talking to my mom about my wedding plans. I mentioned that the ushers and groomsmen would escort mothers/grandmothers to their seats immediately before the ceremony. I told my mom she could have my brother escort her or someone else could escort her if she preferred.

And my dad is across the room an he’s like “WHAT. WHAT. Why does he get to escort her? She’s my wife, I wanna escort her! I love my wife and I want to do it!”

And my mom is just like “Tom you’re the father of the bride you literally escort the BRIDE.”

And he was like “oh. right.”

Like literally got so caught up in loving his wife juice he forgot the most important job a father traditionally has at a wedding.

sandersstudies

He’s still saying that maybe he could just escort my mom and then turn around and come back for me like asglfjskdkd

sandersstudies

Okay but when I was at my parents’ house last I was talking to my mom about my wedding plans. I mentioned that the ushers and groomsmen would escort mothers/grandmothers to their seats immediately before the ceremony. I told my mom she could have my brother escort her or someone else could escort her if she preferred.

And my dad is across the room an he’s like “WHAT. WHAT. Why does he get to escort her? She’s my wife, I wanna escort her! I love my wife and I want to do it!”

And my mom is just like “Tom you’re the father of the bride you literally escort the BRIDE.”

And he was like “oh. right.”

Like literally got so caught up in loving his wife juice he forgot the most important job a father traditionally has at a wedding.

sandersstudies

He’s still saying that maybe he could just escort my mom and then turn around and come back for me like asglfjskdkd

meddlsome

Me: I'm 17

Millenials: cool cool no doubt

Me: I was born in 2002

Millenials:

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Berkeleymews dump

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pizzaotter

Every single one of these is pure gold.

tntwme

I laughed so hard at Roomba

snelbz

QUALITY

fanonical

matilda, wednesday addams, and hermione granger are all girls with magic that you wouldn’t want to meet on a dark night

radicarian

it is past time we jettisoned the useless false dichotomy of introversion vs. extroversion and just accepted that everybody has a minimum amount of social interaction, failing which, they get really weird. and everybody has a maximum amount of social interaction, exceeding which, they get really weird. these levels are different for everyone, for a variety of reasons, and have no moral dimension. and that is all.