[so-very-small]

listen to me. you don’t need AI. if you want to constantly refer to something that provides you misinformation, you can just keep me in your pocket and pull me out when ya got a question. i’d love to answer all your queries wrong with the utmost confidence. AI isn’t special, i too can fit in your pocket and lie to you.

[ddthon]

Day 9 of drawing kakashi until I get better

Sukea the love of my lifee♡♡♡♡

[autophage]

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

[bibaleen]

[homunculus-argument]

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

[dubiousculturalartifact]

The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

It ain’t Kermit

[anyroads]

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

[mindovermuses]

But who is the single human cast member in this tale? Who gets to put in an Oscar-worthy performance alongside the Muppets and what role are they to play?

[muffinflarp69]

There’s no single human, everyone is a Muppet except for one scene. Circe, played by Janice, turns Odysseus’s crew into humans who still behave animalistic and are all played by Academy Award winning actors.

[ikuzedobe]

🌸🍒

[beetlebongos]

In a perfect world we'd have a muppets odyssey movie rn

[hibiscus-sweetie]

"get home safe" is a spell and i am casting it on all of you ✨

[whendidmythoughtsgocrazy]

To reconnect with the person that hurt you is disrespectful to the version of you that suffered.

k.b. // by candas barnes

[just4g1rlyth1ngs777]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a good movie & no human interaction

[swoony-spoonie]

When the brain fog kicks in..

[lastoneout]

was half convinced this was on purpose

[meangirlnurse]

i must say that i do really like it when reddit users look through other redditors' post history so they can do violence to them

[meangirlnurse]

[largishcat]

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

[berkeleygirl3]

[depsidase]

[my-homosexual-romance]

[xdarkfaeteethx-deactivated20260]

If you see me like your vent post that is me giving u a lil hug, I do not enjoy your suffering