[markvomit]

[administrates-blog]

Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 10 years

Me: 

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

not gonna lie i’m pretty uncomfortable like all the time

[reminded]

[nasagal]

(not so) Breaking News: I’m sad again and everyone’s tired of hearing about it

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

me: *finishes task* me: dopamine please brain: *releases dopamine* me: thank you brain: youre welcome

[ghazman]

[unclefather]

[brucebocchi]

[bears-official]

they’re not wrong

[aviewfrommercury-deactivated201]

@bears-official

[bears-official]

correct but incomplete (and therefore wrong.) consider:

[aviewfrommercury-deactivated201]

[bears-official]

blocked, reported, corrected, wronged 

[aviewfrommercury-deactivated201]

[bears-official]

So are they or are they not bears bears? Correct me if I’m wrong, but this doesn’t seem correct…

[aviewfrommercury-deactivated201]

[the-a-j-universe]

This meme is breaking reality.

[iavenjqasdf-deactivated20240911]

[cocvino-deactivated20160219]

[qumi]

me: *says the vaguest most incoherent shit ever*

me: you know what i mean :/

[korzkit-deactivated20250404]

drugs r just feelins u pay for

[knowwhatimeme]

[thispieisdry-deactivated2017082]

this will never not be funny

[tropiuz-deactivated20200618]

Jdkajdqkdjwjd

[jahminican]

Praying for the woman I’ll be in 5+yrs I hope she’s happy, and loved, living life unapologetically, doing what she loves.

[slapshot1977]

[vvhitelace]

I’m such a slut for reassurance!!!!!! like tell me how much u love me!!!! KINKY AF

[spukejonze]

peeing in the ocean is the best feeling its like im sharing a piece of myself with the world i hope my pee made it to australia i love australia 

[jijarugen]

[regularbread]

100% existential dread