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warning ! this blog is kinda NSFW and contains my perv gay shit drawings . I obsessed with gay things lmao Buddi Chucky is our baby . ps. If you can't stand some weird chucky fanarts just get out . No one is wellcoming you here ชก.น่ารักจนอยากตาย ❤ I love y'all ❤ ps. the header Image is from lisandra-philips and she did it for me❤❤😭

[kirkspocks]

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

[chromalogue]

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

[baegishjalmur]

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

[systlin]

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

[retro-minty]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ay @systlin hmu

[bold-sartorial-statement]

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

[andersonsallpurpose]

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

[svampurinn]

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki

[books-and-candy-ples]

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

[rembrandtswife]

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

[deeranger]

And in Danish because why not:

Solen skinnede, skøn og gylden

På dagen for Tors fødsel

På asfalten ved Taco Bell

Dér lå Loke

“LEV MERE (LIVE MAS)”

*Snorts*

[marvel-lous-things]

When Thor born

He hair shine brite

A very very

Magical site

But then I see

A bab from hell

I pik up loki

From taco bell

[scarlet-silverweaver]

the rosetta stone of shitposting

[hannisconfused]

:) tried it in irish:

Bhí an grian lonradh an lá a bhreitheadh Tór,

ag mhaisiú a haghaidh le solas.

Agus lóichí, mac na tíre, dé na cleasaí agus bréagadóir,

Tháinig mé ar agus mé praochta leis and bhfuacht ag siúl ar a gcosán

ag filleadh ó fiach galánta

le haghaidh quesadilla go moch ar maidin.

[tormiichu]

black butler season 2

[cangrellesteponme]

yk what fuck it. ugly practice sketches with hannah and claude

[kuroposterreference]

Yana’s commentary from the art book: 2期は完全オリジナルだったので一視聴 者として楽しませて頂いた感が強いので すが、物話のラストを決める際「セバス とシエルが敗北する」という家を出させ て頂いたのはワタシでした。しかも、二 度と取り返しの付かないままです。個人 的に2期は最高に「黒」らしいエンディ ングを迎えさせて買ったなと思ってます。 原作では見る事ができないような沢山の 表情を見せてくれたアニメのセパスを想 って描いたイラストです。アロイスたち の笑顔に「死」「敗北」ではないのだ。 という意味も込めました、シエルの雄も 特別仕様です。

The second season was a complete original, so I very much enjoyed it as an ordinary viewer. However, "Sebastian and Ciel lose" as the ending and that they lose so badly that it can't be undone was my idea. I personally feel that the second season ended in the "blackest" way possible. I drew this illustration with the anime version of Sebastian in mind, who had revealed many expressions you never see in the manga. Alois and company's smiles signify that "death" does not equal "defeat." Ciel's eyes are drawn differently than usual.

All of this was translated and proofread by my friend, who unfortunately does not have a tumblr! [raw source]

[blame-the-butterfly]

I'm losing my god damn Mind what do you mean they didn't just make butterflies a constant theme throughout the entire season so much I made an entire AMV about it, but they also based parts of the character design off it. What do you mean this show was made by artists who cared. I thought this was the silly non canon season that's just a bunch of random bullshit that the artists thought up, not one of the most brilliant and thoughtful tragedies I've ever watched.

[vampire-lord-garfield]

I believe in Hannah superiority. 🙏🛐

---

To clarify, I think that demons can pick any race or gender while masking as humans (aka, they are not as hardlocked into them as we are).

[bocchanhive]

[vannmelonpng]

Just a chibi butler

[every-black-butler-food]

[bluecandynemo]

[jonquilclegane]

Me whenever someone calls Loki a "bad husband", Sigyn a "doormat" or a "tradwife" or Angrboda "Loki's mistress"

LOKI WAS NOT A BAD HUSBAND. THERE IS NOT ONE LINE IN THE EDDAS WHERE HE INSULTS SIGYN. MARVEL IS NOT A VALID SOURCE FOR NORSE MYTHOLOGY.

SIGYN IS NOT A DOORMAT (EVEN IN MARVEL SHE STILL HAS SCENES WHERE HER STRENGTH IS SHOWN. AND NOT A TRADWIFE TOO. LOKI WOULD NOT HAVE GIVEN HER AN EGG APRON (or maybe as a joke? XD). HE WAS NOT THAT CHEAP AND HE KNEW BETTER? ALSO SIGYN HAS A JOB, EVEN IN MARVEL.

AND ANGRBODA WAS LOKI'S FIRST WIFE. NOT HIS MISTRESS. HIS FIRST WIFE!!!! STOP DISRESPECTING HER BY SAYING SHE WAS NOT.

It's crazy how people hate Sigyn so much they would rather disrepect Angrboda & Loki (whom they do love? XD) so they can twist the story and the characters and pretend Loki did not love Sigyn and cheated on her with Angrboda WHEN HE DID NOT ^^'

THE SAME GOES FOR HOENIR. LOKI WAS HOENIR'S LOYAL FRIEND. THIS IS FROM THE EDDAS AND THEREFORE CANON. LET IT BE KNOWN.

[immabadbitchucantkillme]

THIS !!

[jonquilclegane]

Me whenever someone calls Loki a "bad husband", Sigyn a "doormat" or a "tradwife" or Angrboda "Loki's mistress"

LOKI WAS NOT A BAD HUSBAND. THERE IS NOT ONE LINE IN THE EDDAS WHERE HE INSULTS SIGYN. MARVEL IS NOT A VALID SOURCE FOR NORSE MYTHOLOGY.

SIGYN IS NOT A DOORMAT (EVEN IN MARVEL SHE STILL HAS SCENES WHERE HER STRENGTH IS SHOWN. AND NOT A TRADWIFE TOO. LOKI WOULD NOT HAVE GIVEN HER AN EGG APRON (or maybe as a joke? XD). HE WAS NOT THAT CHEAP AND HE KNEW BETTER? ALSO SIGYN HAS A JOB, EVEN IN MARVEL.

AND ANGRBODA WAS LOKI'S FIRST WIFE. NOT HIS MISTRESS. HIS FIRST WIFE!!!! STOP DISRESPECTING HER BY SAYING SHE WAS NOT.

It's crazy how people hate Sigyn so much they would rather disrepect Angrboda & Loki (whom they do love? XD) so they can twist the story and the characters and pretend Loki did not love Sigyn and cheated on her with Angrboda WHEN HE DID NOT ^^'

THE SAME GOES FOR HOENIR. LOKI WAS HOENIR'S LOYAL FRIEND. THIS IS FROM THE EDDAS AND THEREFORE CANON. LET IT BE KNOWN.

[iceblossom16]

do y’all ever think about how angrboda was known as the mother of monsters but to her, her children were the most beautiful things in the world and she had them torn away from her or is that just me

[hailturinturambar]

Yet more children had Loki. Angrboda was the name of a certain giantess in Jötunheim, with whom Loki gat three children: one was Fenris-Wolf, the second Jörmungandr, that is the Midgard Serpent, the third is Hel. But when the gods learned that this kindred was nourished in Jötunheim, and when the gods perceived by prophecy that from this kindred great misfortune should befall them; and since it seemed to all that there was great prospect of ill--(first from the mother's blood, and yet worse from the father's)-then Allfather sent gods thither to take the children and bring them to him. When they came to him, straightway he cast the serpent into the deep sea, where he lies about all the land; and this serpent grew so greatly that he lies in the midst of the ocean encompassing all the land, and bites upon his own tail. Hel he cast into Niflheim, and gave to her power over nine worlds, to apportion all abodes among those that were sent to her: that is, men dead of sickness or of old age. [...] The Wolf the Æsir brought up at home, and Týr alone dared go to him to give him meat.

— Gylfaginning: 34

[immabadbitchucantkillme]

tf u do at 2 am

[ultimate-thor-tourney]

round 2: Thorium (the element) vs Narugami (maloki)

which is the superior Thor?

Thorium (the element)

Narugami (Maloki)

Voting ended onSep 30, 2024

propaganda under cut

Thorium (element): "Can be harnessed to produce electricity in real life, a rare property among Thors."

Narugami (maloki): "he carries around a big stick (mjolnir) and works 20 minimum wage jobs as a high school student living alone in japan. also bullies loki relentlessly and infodumped about samurai to heimdallr in the middle of a death duel. he has a little kitty cat. GIVE HIM THAT CROWN !!!!"

[immabadbitchucantkillme]

Please I need to belive that I'm not the only person in this world who frequently draws fanart of Maloki!hel 😭😭🙏 she helps me cope

Just paid kinoshita's fanbox btw I miss her sm