[zagreus]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

me [calling mall security]: check your security cameras right now mall security: there’s a guy doing squats, but I don’t see much- me: yea that’s me, critique my form

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lesbianrey]

the 2020 us presidential campaigns are already starting

[healingisneeded]

old people always arguing at the customer service booth like damn this how u wanna spend yo last weeks

[transvampirerights]

[thecooler]

[whaleinwhite]

[coolxatu]

[jehovahhthickness]

Teachers and professors that accept late assignments and allow you to retake exams deserve nothing but the best in the world.

[glittahgurl]

Educators that actually care about you succeeding no matter how many times you fail at first are a godsend

[chrisdornerfanclub]

JFK wouldn’t have been assasinated if he wasn’t looking at his phone

[wow-images]

[onlytwitterpics]

[frogmp3]

proto bird up

[theocseason4]

[didney-worl-no-uta]

The life of Gordon Ramsay isn’t an easy one

[followthebluebell]

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

[dreamingofbabylon]

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

[jaidefinichonv2]

[gaxhar]

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

[ourstrangeduet]

Yall can be edgy and talk about how much you hate tumblr all you want but I will be real chief I value my undeserved clout on here and its also the only place that shoots all my niche interests directly into my brain at the speed of light

[pissvortex]

On God this is how military kids walk around campus