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we're not kids anymore.
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"If I were orpheus I wouldn't look back"
But we look back everyday- rechecking emails, making sure a friend is still behind you, checking to see if you remebered to pick up your keys. It's second nature, a habit of care.
It was second nature for him too. He looked back, not out of weakness, but love. For what is love, if not to look back?
An Orpheus who didn't turn around is an Orpheus who never walked down in the first place
Higher Vampire Jaskier concept
Because I am Weak: higher vampire Jaskier but he’s an absolute BABY. He’s only like 50 years old and just starting out in life, just dumb as bricks, and runs into Geralt on his first real outting on the Continent and just goes for it when he sees this guy because he smells like ADVENTURE and Jaskier wants to see the world!! Thankfully Geralt is not very observant and completely misses why his new little bard friend is so weird. He’s a bard! Bards are weird! He’s not going to question it. He’s got better things to do, like stare into the distance and brood a bit. Jaskier loves this guy, he’s hilarious.
A few years down the line Geralt starts hearing about how there might be a vampire in Oxenfurt, but the signs only show up in winter. He only thinks about it because Jaskier goes back to winter in Oxenfurt. So he tells him to be careful, and there might be a vampire about, and Jaskier’s like “hahahah cool cool thank you BYYYYE”
Jaskier is just really bad at keeping a low profile and look!!! Blood tasty!!! It’s like getting drunk!!!
Geralt does eventually figure out that it’s Jaskier after getting called in to handle it and finding this idiot drinking from a very happy young man and is just like “……..I don’t know what I expected, also, what do you MEAN you have a group of idiot humans who think it’s hot when you drink from them”
Jaskier, least subtle vampire on the Continent: I mean it seemed rude to not ask for their consent??
Geralt, screaming in the distance: THIS IS HOW YOU GET KILLED YOU DUMBASS
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Handler, Mage, and Witcher (or, 3 heads are better for monster hunting than one- a concept)
Monster hunting is what Witchers are built for, but everyone knows Witchers are more or less monsters themselves. They’re like hunting dogs, they have to be led. So they’re partnered to sorcerers or sorceresses, and to keep them BOTH in line a human is selected to be their conscience and guide them on the attack, and be their go between to make sure they get paid. Usually the human is one of the boys selected to not go through the trials, raised around hunting trios, but once in a while surprises come along.
So Geralt gets double mutated and is just stupidly overpowered as far as Witchers go, which means they KNOW they have to get a strong mage to link him to. So they see Yennefer, who’s a massive headache and wants power and won’t behave like a good little pawn, and she gets shipped off to get pair bonded to a Witcher almost immediately after her ascension. They’re a nightmare on and off the field, incredibly hard to control because Yenn keeps trying to butt into human politics and Geralt’s by turns horrified by his own strength and just really wants to kill things since he has no outlet for the emotions he’s sure he’s not supposed to have. They go through human handlers fast, because Yenn’s opinionated and Geralt’s massive and hard to manage.
Eventually, they have a human handler who takes them to Blaviken. Geralt, like most Witchers, has to wear a cage muzzle out in public, and Renfri stops to talk to him like he’s a Real Person. Yenn comes back and they have a nice little chat, and then their human takes them to Strogoshit, and oh no, Geralt’s new friend is now a target because their human has no issue choosing at ALL.
Geralt is horrified and desperately begs Yenn to do LITERALLY ANYTHING about this, please, and Yenn thinks about it for five seconds and kills their human, so instead Renfri becomes a Witcher handler and oh, dear, things have just gotten bad for Stregobor because Yennefer does not take kindly to the Brotherhood who sent her to be a puppet. Yennefer has Renfri cut her from her leash to Geralt, kills Stregobor, and comes back with a smile. No more Stregobor problem.
Renfri doesn’t really want to be a Witcher handler, so she just kind of wanders around with them for a few years as she tries to figure out what to do with the rest of her life, and they wind up in Posada.
Renfri takes one look at this dumbass bard in the corner and is like “Perfect, I’m gonna lose you in a card game, Yenn will have him wrapped around her little finger by dinner.”
Which is great, except for one small tiny detail, which is that Jaskier then immediately takes the demon contract. Renfri, watching this, is just like “…………..that did not just happen. what. no. oh no.”
Jaskier, who now has the leashes “oh but it did! LET’S GO FIND A DEMON!!!”
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girls spending time together
everyone wants what Captain America: The Winter Soldier had but no one is willing to commit to a single thing established in that movie, including the guys who made it.
Geralt needs more smile lessons!
I just finished watching the Witcher s3 part 1 and I'm honestly not sure what to think of it,,, (no plot/major spoilers)
Plotwise I'm kinda glad that they are going by the books a bit more again but also for me the pacing was all over the place (esp with the different plotlines, it was a bit confusing at some points)
Jaskier my beloved <3
valdo marx appeared and it was wonderful and hilarious lol
the timeline of episode 5 fried my brain and I didn't like it
Philippa and Dijkstra have a very interesting dynamic
Some parts of the costumes/make up absolutely did not fit the vibes of the Witcher/felt too modern and it threw me off really badly
In general, it was fun but also partly meh, so yea idk, jaskier and Ciri were absolutely delightful tho
also every time I saw Stregobor I had to think about Slugobor (and thus could not take hime serious) thanks to AWAU by inex xD
I just finished watching the Witcher s3 part 1 and I'm honestly not sure what to think of it,,, (no plot/major spoilers)
Plotwise I'm kinda glad that they are going by the books a bit more again but also for me the pacing was all over the place (esp with the different plotlines, it was a bit confusing at some points)
Jaskier my beloved <3
valdo marx appeared and it was wonderful and hilarious lol
the timeline of episode 5 fried my brain and I didn't like it
Philippa and Dijkstra have a very interesting dynamic
Some parts of the costumes/make up absolutely did not fit the vibes of the Witcher/felt too modern and it threw me off really badly
In general, it was fun but also partly meh, so yea idk, jaskier and Ciri were absolutely delightful tho
Crowley: I brought down the entire mobile phone network in London.
Crowley: Call Aziraphale!
*All lines to London are busy*
Crowley: 😑 F U C K ! I am not a smart man.
has tumblr mash fandom given any thought to the notion that if we all started using 'vailness' often enough as though it were real word we could in fact make it a real word?
Good morning! I’m salty.
I think we, as a general community, need to start taking this little moment more seriously.
This, right here? This is asking for consent. It’s a legal necessity, yes, but it is also you, the reader, actively consenting to see adult content; and in doing so, saying that you are of an age to see it, and that you’re emotionally capable of handling it.
You find the content you find behind this warning disgusting, horrifying, upsetting, triggering? You consented. You said you could handle it, and you were able to back out at any time. You take responsibility for yourself when you click through this, and so long as the creator used warnings and tags correctly, you bear full responsibility for its impact on you.
“Children are going to lie about their age” is probably true, but that’s the problem of them and the people who are responsible for them, not the people that they lie to.
If you’re not prepared to see adult content, created by and for adults, don’t fucking click through this. And if you do, for all that’s holy, don’t blame anyone else for it.
This needs to be reblogged today.
Consenting to see adult content doesn’t mean you should have to see a bunch of shit romanticizing incest and pedophilia you walnut
Except this is the last line of consent before the actual work. So if you’re at this button you have already done the following:
1) chosen to go onto AO3 in the first place
2) chosen the fandom you wish to read about
3) had the chance to filter for the things you do want to see like a specific pairing or a specific AU
4) had the chance to specifically filter out any tags you don’t want to see like, oh I don’t know, incest and non-con and dub-con and paedophilia
5) had the chance to set the rating level if you wish to remove any explicit content at all
6) have read the summary of the story, which aren’t always great but are the only indicator of what the story will be like writing wise so something about it was good enough for you to click on it.
7) have read the tags of the story which will tell you what is actually in the story. If you have used filters to remove stories with things you don’t want then there shouldn’t be anything in here that’s a shock to you but maybe there is. That’s why the tags are there for you to check for yourself.
8) Then you have to actually click on the story. You cannot see anything other than the summary or the tags without personally deciding that you are going to open and read this story.
9) Only here, at step number nine, do you get to the adult content warning pictured above. You have been through eight different steps, the last six of which have also been opportunities for you to see that this has adult content. And AO3 has *STILL* stopped you to ask one last time “are you sure you want to read this because it has things that only adults should see in it”.
If after this point you are reading incest and paedophilia then it’s probably because you specifically went looking for it.
You walnut.
This is the most beautiful thing that I have seen about ao3
The Witcher Season 3 poster fixed by @paperbird0-0-blog
I've recently had friends tell me they use spotify/apple music/whatever by just liking songs and hitting shuffle, which is an alien concept to my has-well-over-100-playlists-and-chooses-which-to-play-based-on-mood sensibilities. so now I must know...
how do you use your music service
liking songs + hitting shuffle on those liked songs
I listen to albums
it's me and my hundreds of playlists against the world
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In a fandom of worsening Dream derision, I gotta say I really love your strong strong participation in the Dream defense squad 🫡 Let's fight for our boy to have only the best.
I just halted a hyperfixation upon reading the words WORSENING DREAM DERISION— HOW DARE. HOW. After everything he's been through? He's the most compassionate, sweet, darling thing in this show, more so than Hob "fandom saint" Gadling. I love Hob to bits however if it was Hob lying on the floor, life choked out of him— our guy's first concern would NOT have been the 'dreamers being "hurt"', not even killed or anything, just hurt. But you know who did think first thing about his dreamers? That's right. Dream.
And Lucienne "fandom better than thou mom" who upon learning of Rose immediately was like 'kill the b' but you know who didn't, you know who didn't? Dream. That's right. Dream who was curious, sweet, interested. I JUST— HOW DARE THEY RIDICULE OUR SWEET BOY WHO HONESTLY just does his very fucking best in every turn of this show, only to be hit over the head eVERY SINGLE TIME.
Dream is the ultimate character, he is so full of EVERYTHING, he is so lovely, he is so good. He is a character who despite everything he had seen, had experienced, had suffered— who by all means should have went mad long ago— still tries, still goes on!
It's easy to look at Death and say ANGEL (and tbh yes but also) her work is brief, she meets and walks them, but it's a one time thing. For reference, about 67.1 million people die a year. You know how many people sleep EVERY SINGLE DAY???? 8 Billion. You know how many a year?????? two trillion nine hundred twenty billion.
That is how many people Dream's mind tends to EVERY, SINGLE, YEAR. So yes, Death is amazing, and bless her beautiful wings, however her job doesn't even scratch the SURFACE of the complexity of what Dream does every single day!!!!! So yes excuse Dream if he's strict on his rules, that are in place not for personal gain but for his dreamers PROTECTION. Dream who doesn't allow himself ANYTHING, Dream who works day and night with no breaks, sleep or food— Dream who still finds it in his heart to SMILE somehow.
Like I'm just???? How???? Dare???? Just. Look at him??? He's so good??? Despite his own flash and blood conspiring against him. Despite his own parents giving zero fucks about him, he still finds the compassion to care for a single child's life???? ?? ?? ? ? ? Dream who tries, despite the restrictions in place to be kind??? Who, honestly, taken really logical and sound decisions all through the series????? Like????
Bonus: Even Dream's own name is a showcase at how earnestly he wishes to be seen as good. How much he wishes for kindness from the people closest to him. Dream, he calls himself Dream. Not Sleep, not Nightmare— even though he is all of those things. no, he chooses to call himself a Dream and wishes for his loved ones to call him gently, to call him a Dream.
How does one look at such a sweet being and ridicule him. I will not accept. No. I shall not.
Cat Witchers as Cats:
Gezras:
Guxart:
Dragonfly:
Brehen:
Aiden:
Kiyan:
Gaetan:
Bonus: Guxart whenever Vesemir comes over:
