There is nothing funnier than the fact that Steve Rogers did not pick a single one of his uniforms outside of the Nomad suit. His outfits were designed by the government of SH.E.I.LD. Literally the one time he got to choose how he looked he chose this:
He had five seconds of self-expression and decided to go full Goth Slut Titties Out.
If there’s ever a post about how in the name of equality make superheroes should have boob windows and short shorts, please know no one wants that more than Steve Rogers
















