n.f.b! golbnikufesin!

Male, 24. staunch purveyor of the "bunny ears" shoelace tying technique.

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

now HERE’S a guy who fucks...

[drbetapleatedshits]

Oh fuck, I know why I’ve had such good vibes today

A man dressed like a wizard waved to me in my car as he was walking down the street when I was driving to work this morning???? I totally forgot until just now

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

college professor: ba ba ba bo bo go… be bo be ba bo… bebo? bogos binted? ba be bo ba…

me: (sitting in complete furious silence arms crossed and frankly about ready to heap my fucking lid)

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

hi folks. this post always seemed familiar to me for some reason, even when i saw it the first time. i only just figured out why, it uses a message i sent to my brother two years ago

[occoris]

hello my friends, i just wanted u all to know that the way Discord has stylized their logo text makes the letter “D” look like the letter “פ” in hebrew, which is called “pe” and is pronounced sort of like “p”

in conclusion: pisscorp

thank you for coming to my ted talk

[love-lays-bleeding]

My friend’s husband works for Discord. I had to show her this, and she had to show it to her husband. His reponse? The CEO is Jewish. He knew exactly what he was doing. “They don’t exactly take themselves too seriously.”

[occoris]

god bless

[coughloop]

hey Scandinavia quick question what the fuck

[coughloop]

What the Fuck

[coughloop]

okay i blame wikipedia for this one but WHAT THE FUCK

[volukai]

[glitchicorn]

[catboymuqing-moving]

I’M HORTONS?

[sphereshots]

[nissarevane]

[shitpostbot5k]

[ultraviolentangel-deactivated20]

Just because you did something wrong in the past doesn’t mean you can’t advocate against it now. It doesn’t make you a hypocrite. You just grew. Don’t let people use your past to invalidate your current mindset.

[sadboyfactory]

Hypocrisy is when you do something after you’ve condemned it.

Growth is when you condemn something because you’ve learned from your mistakes.

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

the slain comrade:

his successor:

[cattgirl]

If you all start making rage comics but with emojis instead I’m going to start a war

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

[cattgirl]

this is your final warning.

[friendlyhougen-deactivated20190]

Pokemon vs Digimon

Pokemon:

Digimon:

[bellygangstaboo]

Legend has it that he was bitten by a radioactive pair of Timbs

[ineedasugarmama]

Well I’ll be

[goldnpoc]

I hate yall so much

[immortalitymadeflesh]

the fucking clomp every time his feet touch the ground

[orgy-of-nerdiness]

“Okay, here’s my second idea: using my prowess as an immunology master, I’m going to make neutralizing antibodies against oxytocin so I never have to feel love again”

@buddhas-earlobe

[orgy-of-nerdiness]

more in the thrilling saga of one man’s quest to thwart love

[burritobreath]

[lizardsister]

my dude bouta put y’all in the shrimp heaven that you keep demanding

[maybe-someday-eventually]

[us-army-world-tour]

how did these people manage to take over the world

[lizardsister]

i remember seeing tumblr discourse once where someone from the UK was making fun of americans having so much air conditioning and telling us to just “open a window” while it regularly reaches 100+ degrees Fahrenheit here in the summer and y’all are passing out in cool breezy 75 degrees weather

[immortalitymadeflesh]

no one on tumblr has ever done exercise in their lives

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

adulthood is a scam i want to be a crow

[ladylunapea]

I’m not even an adult and I want to be a crow.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

The desperation only grows with years

[everythingunderthesky]

Be the crow you wish to see in the world

-Collect Shiny Things

-Hop happily down the street for no apparent reason

-Scream loudly when you see your friends 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

What an incredibly inspiring addition thank you

[frontierpsychoanalyst]

people confusedly talking to corporations on the internet is the most prime comedy honestly

[frontierpsychoanalyst]