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it's me 😜

[animar-seal-of-elephants]

The way Samwise explains potatoes to Smeagol was so rhythmic I expected him to start rapping about all the ways you could prepare a spud.

[mr-mormons-adventures]

boy am I about to make tumblr user @animar-smol-of-elephants‘s gosh dang day

[animar-seal-of-elephants]

I had this song stuck in my head actually and that’s why I thought about the scene

[nick-dowdle-jeskai-judicator-de]

@obi-one-drop

[obi-one-drop]

Oh my gosh

[shunliveshere]

Ah. A classic meme.

[pokeballssohard]

So one of my friends was having a party at his house, and this one guy was being a total dick and my friend wanted him to leave. My friend was pretty drunk, and apparently the other guy was hopped up majorly on coke, and the guy was refusing to leave so it turned into a fight except this guy goes crazy and pulls out a knife and STABS MY FRIEND TWELVE FUCKING TIMES, puncturing both of his lungs and leaving stab wounds on my friends lower stomach, back, and neck and my fiance was HOLDING HIS BLEEDING OUT WOUNDS AND CALLING 911 

And yeah it was pretty touch and go for a bit there but my friend made a full recovery and came home yesterday so my fiance and I got him this cake. 

He loved it.

[pokeballssohard]

C’mon guys. My friend got stabbed and we got him a sorry you got stabbed cake.

I told him I’d make him internet famous, don’t let me down guys.

[immortalsith]

@deathlemonofpower

[gold]

                                            christmas is soon

[sweet---secrets]

[lonelyheart-deactivated20220506]

S V V S H I

[sweet---secrets]

[kingrudegyalchina]

Bruh

[vbdul]

Y they just flame him lmfao

[thagoodthings]

I ain’t gon lie tho I ain’t never seen white ppl cook someone like this

[brokebackboys]

who knew white ppl had it in them

[taintedjojo]

Friendly reminder

[slimetony]

What is this supposed to be reminding me of

[taintedjojo]

[slimetony]

This reminds me of nothing at all

[taintedjojo]

[slimetony]

I just want to remember

[taintedjojo]

[sweet---secrets]

[lonelyheart-deactivated20220506]

S V V S H I

[automatically]

Kylie Jenner, so cute as a baby

[judesoldblog-deactivated2013101]

i know this is dumb but i think that australia exists like?? the ocean is largely unexplored there could very well be a fallen empire and we havent found it yet

[judesoldblog-deactivated2013101]

I MEANT ATLANTIS YOU ASSHOLES

[immortalsith]

[shedevil2000]

What people think being an INTX is like:

What being an INTX is actually like:

[sweet---secrets]

[sweet---secrets]

[sweet---secrets]

[pettyrevenge]

Back in college, my suitemates decided to prank a friend of ours who lived on the floor above us. During an entire Sunday afternoon, 8 of us blew up balloons which we stored in one of our bedrooms, and once our friend went to work on Monday evening (at the campus library), we filled her room from floor to ceiling with the balloons.

Ironically, as a relatively direct result of this prank, she and I began dating. She mentioned (playfully) that she would “get me back” for the balloon prank, but that I would probably never realize what she had done.

Her revenge was so subtle that I, indeed, had no idea that anything had been done to create the minor annoyance that plagued me for the remainder of our time at college. She sewed a library book security tag into the inside of my backpack, so every time I left the library, I set off the alarm and had my backpack searched.