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jojo | 22 | she / her buy party for one on itunes

[memorycycle]

dmv: can i have you birth certificate

me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️

dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license

me: its so small and cute! 😳

dmv: just like you! ☺️

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[dailyfoodlovers]

They're raising the price of butter and eggs to make me kill myself again but I won't fall for that twice

[kontextmaschine]

I love that I can jerk off about guys now. That's just so neat!

[sighinastorm]

Could you not before?

[kontextmaschine]

No, I was straight my whole life, I actually tried "bihacking" myself as a teen but while I succeeded in dispelling any aversion to m/m sexuality I ultimately had to accept I was just not into it. But in 2020 I caught Covid before vaccines existed, it spread to my brain and caused enough damage there that my existing personality was no longer viable, and after a period of depersonalization I generated a new one that is different in some major respects, including being bisexual.

[taintedjojo]

oh we're back

[spare-teeth]

Mutuals mutuals hi hi hi hiiii hi hiii for the love of God hello I am hopping at your feet like a small dog rn

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

my homie took 1 puff & was rent asunder

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

[iamoutofideas]

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

[iamoutofideas]

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

[evilvillain123456789]

JAMES. CORDEN.

YOU HAVE OFFENDED THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY WITH YOUR CONTINUOUS ACT OF GAYFACE.

YOU MUST SUCK 100 COCKS TO COMPLETION OR ELSE YOU WILL BE SENTENCED TO EXILE.

[leolaroot]

traumacore edit I spill my juice mods help

[leolaroot]

[witheredhand]

[finalfantasy15anewempire]

Conquer the Realm! Dominate the Final Fantasy XV Universe with unstoppable forces. Play for free now!

[thyrell]

id like to play a game. on social media, you posted that youd "rather die than smoke loud before noon." before you is a gram of my heaviest couchlock shit - fail to smoke a bowl of it before the clock strikes 12, and the device strapped to your chest will drive a spike through each of your lungs. cough and ill be a total dick about it the rest of the sesh

[taintedjojo]

kin list (no doubles): puppet from saw, joker but a girl, orochimaru, kairi (peach girl), tiger woods pre car accident, caylee anthony, rico nasty, your mom, macavity, dave Chappelle, the late Obama's dog, jodi arias,

[jacobgalapagos]

i dont know what an NFT is and im too afraid to ask

[queersamus]

imagine if you went up to the mona lisa and you were like "i'd like to own this" and someone nearby went "give me 65 million dollars and i'll burn down an unspecified amount of the amazon rainforest in order to give you this receipt of purchase" so you paid them and they went "here's your receipt, thank you for your purchase" and went to an unmarked supply closet in the back of the museum and posted a handmade label inside it behind the brooms that said "mona lisa currently owned by jacobgalapagos" so if anyone wants to know who owns it they'd have to find this specific closet in this specific hallway and look behind the correct brooms. and you went "can i take the mona lisa home now?" and they went "oh god no are you stupid? you only bought the receipt that says you own it, you didn't actually buy the mona lisa itself, you can't take the real mona lisa you idiot. you CAN take this though." and gave you the replica print in a cardboard tube that's sold in the gift shop. also the person selling you the receipt of purchase has at no point in time ever owned the mona lisa.

unfortunately, if this doesn't really make sense or seem like any logical person would be happy about this exchange, then you've understood it perfectly

[logarto]

penis and pussy are fully interchangeable words everyones genitals can be penis and/or pussy at any time. thats my opinion.

[waysideshrine-deactivated202107]

[fidanmev]

THE FUNNIEST FUCKING BIT ABOUT THIS IS THAT ITS FROM A WHAT YAOI CHARACTER ARE YOU QUIZ

[waysideshrine-deactivated202107]

so gay love is laughable to you?