Immortal Tricksters

The shenanigans of two chaotic tricksters

[immortaltricksters]

If anyone has any questions or comments for Jack, Loki or any character, the ask box is always open. 

[evagreenlachicadelmole]

[hotch-girl]

EVA GREEN as VESPER LYND

CASINO ROYALE (2006)

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(Finding out Jack doesn't know Loki's full name)

Elizabeth; "How do you not know the name of the person you're intimate with?"

Jack "Intimate"?

Elizabeth; "Jack, there are certain things you have to know about the person you're engaging in sexual congress with."

Jack; "Only you can make sex boring."

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Gibbs; "What’s that smell?"

Anamaria; "I think it’s Loki's drink."

Gibbs; "What are you drinking?"

Loki; "Oh, just tea."

Anamaria; "What kind of tea?"

Loki; "Tea…quila. It’s been a rough morning."

[tropic-havens]

[adventuresonly]

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Loki; (pulls out a knife)

Gibbs; "How many of those do you have??"

Loki; (Pulling out more) "How many do you need?"

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(When a SHIELD agent had to fill out personal files for Jack and Loki)

Agent; “Sexual orientation?”

Jack; “Upside down.”

Agent; “No.”

Jack; “Sideways?”

Agent; “No!”

Jack; “About face.”

Agent; “Stop it!”

Loki; “That’s what she said.”

Agent; “I have no idea what you’re doing!”

Jack; “She also said that.”

Agent; “What do I enter?”

Loki; “He said that.”

Agent; “Stop it!”

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Jack; "How many knives do you even have in there?!"

Loki; (shrugs as he’s pulling out knives of his clothes) Now that I think about it, I don’t know actually. I have two in each boot, and one in a hidden pocket you know... just in case.

Jack; "In case of what?!"

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Loki; "We need a diversion. I say Jack gets naked."

Gibbs; "No."

Jack; "I could get naked."

Hector; "NO!!!"

[everythingispirates]

the pirates trilogy is like if we don’t give jack a cool shot where he’s pointing a gun then what’s even the fucking point

[everythingispirates]

holy trinity 

[bebx]

❝ I protect the people I love. I wanted to say what I thought and I am very happy to have done it. ❞

— Eva Green in a recent interview on her continual love and support for her friend, Johnny Depp

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Loki; "Being a pirate isn’t about glory, it’s not about getting what you want. It’s about belonging to something when the world has told you you’re nothing. It’s about finding the family to kill for when yours are long gone."

[evaggreendaily]

EVA GREEN. "The Three Musketeers: Milady" teaser trailer.

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Pirate Loki! Pirate Loki! Pirate Loki!

[rin-love-is-green]

Loki ❤️

[valtsv]

i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to "if the ocean doesn't like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and keep you forever. good luck 👍"

[valtsv]

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