This is quite frankly appalling behaviour and he will not stand for it!! In fact he’s not quite sure he can stand at all right now, at least not properly, because he is actually just quite a little bit drunk. More than a little bit. A quite a lot a bit,really, but that’s not the point. The point is-well, the point is this woman just ruffled his hair and it’s, well, it’s just a bit rude really. He tries to give her his most annoyed stare but she won’t stay in one place and in focus, which is rudetoo now that he thinks about it.
She’s already giggling. Oh, what an adorable human being. ❛ What will you do about it, huh? There’s nothing you can do. So just let me see how much it takes for me to turn your hair into a bird’s nest – and treat you another beer, you look like you need it. Oh, barman? ❜ Her voice is sing-song, as if it belongs to the aforementioned nest.