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âHow many of you fuckers have a reality show based on people killing each other in Disney World? Yeah, thatâs what I thought!âÂ
       â You became sentient from a mistake. A glitch. You and that other one are mistakes of the Monokuma AI recreation. But â well either way. I wouldnât say youâre charismatic more so funny! But you are right you definetly bring some levity to the room. â
âWell if thatâs what you want to believe, then Iâm not gonna stop you! Still, youâre lucky that I showed up to your party! Otherwise youâd all be so uptight and shit!âÂ
       â Mmmh, Kurokuma have I ever told you that Iâm truly glad you were a glitch? Youâve truly brought an atmosphere to the throne room. Itâs quite lovely â entertaining. â
âA glitch!? Hell naw, this is pure 100% Kurokuma charm youâve got here! Still, you need someone as charismatic as me here, otherwise itâd be boring as all hell!â
        â It beartter be you and not LESS AWESOME, MORE PATHETIC bears that we shall not speak the name of! Is that a new feather in your hat? DOPE.â
âDAMN STRAIGHT itâs a new feather! I gotta keep up with the top styles, after all! After all, you canât count on lilâ bro to be the stylish one!âÂ
âOf course you wonât be noticing them!â
âBecause that requires talking, which you arenât supposed to be doing.â
â...âÂ
Hello darkness my old friend...
âYou know how all those characters in anime want their Senpais to notice them?âÂ
âWELL GUESS WHAT!? IâM their Senpai! And I ainât ever gonna notice them! HA!âÂ
        â ONII-CHAAAAAAAAAN!!â
âDid someone call for me!? HELL YEAH, KUROKUMA IS IN THE HOUSE!âÂ
âOh PLEASE! A Tigerâs nothinâ to get excited about! I have at least three Tigers at all of my shows!âÂ
â You testing me bear?â he snarled threateningly, â Howâd you find this location?  I want answers.â
âYou letting a lilâ olâ bear like me get under your skin? Talk about pathetic!âÂ
âAs for how I found this place, thatâs for me to know and for you to keep on guessing, sucker!âÂ
"Ooh, ooh, Monaka wants to have an interview! Monaka will get extra screen time, right?"
âDamn straight! Iâm always willing to give a little extra screen time to people who come for an interview willingly! The people in the outside world have tons of questions that theyâre dyinâ to have answered, after all!âÂ
OPEN GROUP VERSE ;; FABRICATED WORLD
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Itâs quiet, all but for the sound of the rain tapping outside, drops knocking on the windows. You try to look outside, but you canât make anything out⌠what is that? Mist? Rain? You see a door, an exit, yet despite your best efforts you just canât seem to open it, there doesnât seem to be another way out. Wandering, nothing on you but for a beautiful rose, one you feel a strange draw to despite how much it looks like just an ordinary flower. But where are you? White walls, paintings, statues, artwork, as far as the eye can see, where are you? A gallery? But when did you get here? You donât remember entering, you donât remember buying a ticket, you donât remember anything besides that you are here now and that maybe you should not be.
Something tells you this gallery should be closed.  But without an open exit in sight, you sigh, and start to wander the barren halls of the gallery. Glancing to the paintings hanging nearby, you canât help but feel uneasy. Itâs almost likeâŚtheyâre watching you. But thatâs impossible, right? Itâs just paint, thatâs all it is. Surely, itâs your paranoia talking. Further exploration shows shadows looming, footsteps shuffling, and are those voices? Thank goodness! Maybe youâre not alone here after all! So you follow. Everything in you screams to find an exit, but for now, maybe meeting the other patrons is good enough. Yet when you find them, crowded in an entrance hall, theyâre all just as confused as you. Roses clutched in nervous fists as they look from one person to the other.
âHey! All of you finally woke up!â A voice, unknown and certainly belonging to that of a child calls out suddenly, pulling you all from your thoughts. A girl, small in stature and a smile as bright as her glimmering blue eyes is there to greet you. Youâre not sure why, but youâre almost inclined to listen to her as she speaks, taking note of the familiar flower held in her own delicate hands. âAbout time! It was getting really lonelyâŚbut, enough of that! I canât wait to play with all of you!â
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"I believe you wanted interviews from us, no? Burn in hell you fucking knock-off bear. There's your interview."
âOoooh, Iâm real fucking scared at your big talk! Try not to cut yourself on all that EDGE, pal!âÂ
ah yes i remembered
@immyownbear has been added to the masterlist following the calamity apocalypse reveal and is henceforth considered CANON in the dpoe universe. say hi to the bear floating around on that tv screen, folks! donât forget to smile during your interviews. after all, your loved ones are watching you die. ;)
â How many times have I said I didnât want any of you fuckinâ psycho bears on this ship?  Quit followinâ âDachi and get lost!â
âIt ainât my fault that the problematic fav is attracting the attention of me and my brother! Youâre just gonna have to suck it up, I go where I want to go!âÂ
âWell, I have nothing better to do, so I guess I can answer a few questions.â
âFinally, someone who knows how showbiz works around here! Alright pal, first question!Â
How did it feel when you saw your first trial and execution!?âÂ
âNow, as all of you prisoners might notice... my bro Monokumaâs taking a lilâ R&R for the next few days. I donât blame him honestly: he has to deal with you shits all the time!âÂ
âBut donât worry! Youâve got your olâ pal Kurokuma here to talk to! Come on, I know you all love my witty one-liners!âÂ
     âNo, I definitely do.â
âIn a park like this!? HAH! Donât make me laugh, pal! You ainât gonna do shit, and you know it!âÂ