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“Yes, how can I help you?”
“Hope I’m not interrupting or anything. I just had a question about my last test grade. Are you sure you graded this right? I never got a hundred on a test in here before.”
"Alright, cool. I like being back up."
"Ever thought about going for a solo?"
"How about $20 for every session? That seems reasonable. I don’t want to have sex with you, dude."
"Alright, $20 works. Makes two of us."
Uh, yeah, sure. I mean, I’m good with just singing backup though. That’s good enough, right?
"Everyone's got to start somewhere. That's where i started too and it's more helpful than you think."
"Can you give me some options here? So you’re saying you’d have sex with me?"
"I history costs less than French and depends on how long it lasts. Also depends on how much you can pay. ...You're just now catching on that I'd bang you? Now I'm not really in the mood.
Yeah, I am!
Good, we need a voice like you. We're good, but we need more voices like that to make us great.
"I’m really not that bad. It depends on how much you charge. Hey, I could secretly be thinking about your dick all day long."
"Whatever you say. Depends on how much help you want. If you were you'd be in my pants by now.And you're not exactly wanting in there."
I’m Reid, nice to meet you!
Nice to meet ya, Reid. I've seen you around here, you're in the group aren't you?
"I’m not that demanding. I did enjoy it. I might just ask you to teach me some later. Nah, I said you probably have a big dick."
"Not from where I'm standing. My tutoring sessions aren't free so are you willing to pay? I'm calling bullshit on that. As many times as you've denied my dick, you're not thinking about it."
"Oh, my apologies. I didn’t realize I was forcing you to stay here and speak French. Oh wait, you were the one who walked in on me in the first place. Feel free to leave any time. Oh, here’s a little Italian for you: Sei uno stronzo."
"Did you kind of forget the whole demanding thing? It's rude to just walk out like that, I'm not that much of an asshole. But I don't really want to keep talking in that language, hope you liked it. I'm going to guess that was probably an insult."
"That’s true. I don’t know French, I just think I’ve heard it somewhere before. Like a movie maybe. Your French is nice, keep talking to me in French."
"Right, maybe, I don't watch a lot of a French flims or whatever. Last one, I don't have all night to stand here and give you new phrases. Vous êtes très ennuyeux"
"I will, because I’m awesome. I guess I see where you’re coming from. You’re just now noticing I can be demanding? That sounds familiar… What does it mean?
Right....Just because it's the first time I said it doesn't mean it's the first time I've noticed. Sounds familiar? How do you know French? It means how did you sleep?
"You can shut the fuck up. I’m awesome. You don’t like Taylor Swift? That’s what is wrong with you. Say something else, French is nice."
"Keep telling yourself that. I like her. Jen got me into her, but I'm not huge on the whole writing about exes thing. But that's just me. You're demanding, but fine. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
"It’s not being sheltered. Hey, she’s talented with her songs so I’ll take that as a compliment. And that means….?"
"Pretty much is. I never said it was bad, but most of her songs are about her exes and that I'm not huge on. I said, she's very beautiful. Just a basic sentence."
"Nah. I’m good. Well you’re not me. So. I do what I want. Did you seriously just call yourself that? You speak French? Tell me something in French right now."
"Have being a shealtered kid then. Right, have fun with that, Taylor Swift. Yeah, I did. Alright, elle est tres belle."
"It’s not that I live under a rock, I just don’t want to deal with bullshit. I just wrote it. Chill the fuck out. It’s not sad, everyone does it. What subject do you tutor in?"
"But the fact your completely clueless to anything going on here is a kind of much Have you thought about getting a social life?I don't write sexual songs about my ex or keep them. I'm the king of cool, you're the one flipping a tit here. History and some French."