Bird Brain Supremacy

Night | 27 | any pronouns | I don't know what I'm doing but here I am

[pokemonarchive]

Typhlosion (2026) - Ruler of the Skies Illustrator: Ryota Murayama

[kitkenk]

screw bedtime 😈😈 tonight we are staying up until 9pm

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[fryuitcup]

I will follow Him (Wherever he May Go)

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[gothicprep]

one of my classic texts, from the archives

[onthecrosslook]

a little very indulgent john seed doodle that’s actually johnrook if you squint (abusing the word squint here because rook Clearly has beaten the shit out of him)

[lightyagami-offical]

fun fact three presidents have died on the Fourth of July

and with your efforts we can get that number up to four

[bill-cipher-offical]

THIS IS LITERALLY YOUR ENTIRE JOB, KID. GET ON THAT

[dakakapo]

This was really funny I had to draw it

[tasty-tiktoks]

[cryptotheism]

Can I hit or do I have to pay tribute to the rest of your polycule first

[cryptotheism]

Twenty bushels of millet to milady with the neopussy. Twenty five to the it/she because it does the dishes most often.

[moon111111]

[artemissoftstepper]

need a bad sleep reset

this is a very delicate operation which involves not falling asleep until the late enough tomorrow that i can get a normal nights sleep

[voxelfoxkae]

[ikimaru]

misc outfits for the version without hair I started before the other one was revealed :') (I'll be drawing either version!)

[loveridden1999]

sports is not real. they just declared it

[loveridden1999]

they just killed every player in the world. we are free

[scamguy]

the few minutes between the moment u yap in someones dms and they dont answer and you feel like you should get painfully dismembered for the crime of talking to someone vs the instant relief of normalcy you get when they text back and no ones killed you yet

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

my farming sim game will have animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop to act as a lightning rod to draw all the discourse and thinkpieces away from topics that would annoy me more

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

in my farming sim game that has animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop, shipped products will be sold on a weekly basis, not a daily one. you get a big windfall once a week and then you budget around that. if you want more money in the interim you have to go sell to the local merchants whatever products they specialize in.

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

in my farming sim game, getting married to one of the townspeople will have a significant impact on your gameplay. if you marry the rival farmer, their smaller farm will be merged with yours. if you marry the town alchemist/doctor you get a buff to all your alchemy and you wake up from getting knocked out in your own home instead of their clinic. if you marry the priestess she uh, idk she does weather related divine magic for you so you can choose the weather, idk i haven't thought too hard about that one yet

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

my farming sim game will have a MILF you can actually F

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

these tags are probably a joke but genuinely i do think that more games with romance candidates in general should require you to at least be on friendly terms with their family/close friends before they will romance/marry you. so yes. romancing the MILF will require attending her kid's pretend tea party first. to prove you mean business

[galacticus-underscore]

widogast wednesday