they say i did something bad

BRITTANY: i mean, he's only paying for sugar from me, so yes.

SANTANA: oh... so you'd have to pay attention to him?

BRITTANY: wouldn't be anything i haven't done before BRITTAY: oh i don't mean like you going on the job with me. i mean like, you could come on the trip.

SANTANA: so you're telling me some dude would let you bring me on a trip and then ignore him the whole time?

nyadatina

TINA: only because other people dropped out. TINA: i don't know, what if this is a trap? or like, this show is cursed?

SANTANA: still better than nothing. they could have kept you in the ensemble but obviously you proved yourself and showed them what a huge ass mistake they made. SANTANA: i doubt it's a trap. you'll be great as janis. SANTANA: idk why they didn't consider you for her in the first place.

#t: tina #tina #text

blainetm

blaine: santana, that's so exciting! blaine: count me in!!! blaine: should i wear a disguise? i can wear a baseball cap. maybe a letterman jacket??

santana: don't get too excited, hinge generally isn't great for lesbians. santana: my expectations are zeo. santana: apparently it's good for finance bros, though, so maybe that helps you out?

#t: blaine #blaine #text

BRITTANY: they should be in a museum BRITTANY: i think any of them could be down for it if i were to offer up certain things. BRITTANY: you could come with if you wanted. BRITTANY: a glow up? you don't need a glow up.

SANTANA: brb calling the smithsonian SANTANA: are you okay with offering the things that they'd want in exchange for a cruise? SANTANA: wait, me? babe, i'm not interested in men. like at all. i would not be able to help. SANTANA: true, i'm always lighting up every room.

BRITTANY: i love your brain and your boobs BRITTANY: oh i just bought this cute summery palette from too faced from the tiktok shop, it was on sale. too bad it's not summer anymore. but maybe a daddy will take me to jamaica or something and i'll get to wear the shades there??

SANTANA: fair enough. my boobs are great. SANTANA: mine was from tarte. i got a lip mask and an eyeshadow palette. i'm trying to only keep things that make me feel confident and hot. something about a fall glow up, since the summer wasn't enough. SANTANA: yeah? that would be awesome. are you working with anyone who's down for a caribbean cruise right now?

BRITTANY: of course. the role of my best friend. BRITTANY: a couple of them, they're so freaky looking, i love them.

SANTANA: i love your brain. [...] SANTANA: cool. noted. [...] SANTANA: i like ordering makeup bundles from tiktok shop.

BRITTANY: it is kind of a silly thing to say. if you didn't feel like auditioning, or you didn't wanna be in the show, that's fine. you're still allowed to have your opinions. BRITTANY: opinions are like labubus, everybody has one.

SANTANA: it's just annoying. everyone knows i have a very distinct role that i fill in this school. i'm not your dime a dozen musical theatre bitch. SANTANA: ...do you have a labubu?

texts || santana&blaine

santana: i've got a hinge date tomorrow. wanna come with in case they're an axe murderer? @blainetm

#t: blaine #blaine #text

texts || tina & santana

SANTANA: well, well, well. SANTANA: look who got out of the ensemble and where she belongs. drinks are in order @nyadatina

#t: tina #tina #text

texts || san&britt

SANTANA: vent time: i'm getting real tired of people telling me i'm not talented bc i didn't audition for mean girls. SANTANA: like, it doesn't affect my confidence. it's just exhausting. @brittany-pierce

nyadajesse

again, not less embarrassing than being too insecure to even audition. the words of a loser can't hurt me.

this isn't exactly some high school production in the middle of nowhere. nyada is a prestigious university in new york city. why are you even here, if you think this place is a joke?

You’re right. NYADA is prestigious. So tell me why it cast a lead who’s allergic to pitch and charisma. I'm here because I earned it, same as you. The difference is, I don't need a cast list to tell me what I'm worth.

But go off. Call me insecure. If I bother to come to opening night I'll make sure I have plenty of notes for you.

#d: jesse #jesse #dash

nyadapress

santana here: asking me if i auditioned for mean girls as a comeback is boring as hell. please be more creative. chatgpt could write better insults than some of the shit i’m seeing.

if you want to see something a little more interesting, @santanalonyada - give us something more interesting. talk to me. give me some dirt. i answer what i'm given, sweetie, so give me something better. love ya.

xoxo, nyada nancy

Actually, this was directed at @nyadajesse @nyadamiless @nyadamadisonm, but I love the enthusiasm, Nance.

#nancy #jesse #miles #madison