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i should nevwer get excited for anything evwer.
vwibrates more.
vwibrates softly
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they havwe guns though. i dont vwanna get shot...
there are people camping close to my favworite nesting spot. help me scare them avway- i dont vwant them here...
hello. im sorry of i made you uncomfortable in anywvay durring your last vwisit to my home. i also apologize for making you leavwe so my daughter could bathe. please accept my apology.
hey man its cool. i vwasnt uncomfortable at all, and i think the daughter gets priority ovwer the stranger tentacle man. no vworries. no apology needed honestly.
...i miss my mom.
>Then in the hall, he could see you holding a tiny Nitram related girl in the air as she whined tiredly about bathing. But, you smile at him as he exits the bathroom. It was like a silent goodbye. Why do all the cute ones leave?
> You flash a little smile, though it fades to a slightly pained one. Oh, well. That was a stab to your ruined childhood right there. Yeah, you needed to get out of here. You'd talk to him later though, you tell yourself. You need to properly thank him and all that. But for now you need to get out of here before you start crying.
>You grin wide. You were worried that after this such a cute guy would never talk to you again. So you tried to make him stay. It’s how you make friends. It’s why you don’t have many friends. You exit the bathroom to let him do his thing.
> When he's out, you rinse off, and get your old, hand-repaired clothes back on. You don't really care that you're getting dirty again. You're always dirty. Your tentacles protest the loss of the warm water, a few of them even trying to tug you back as you walk out of the bathroom.
"Theres a lot of guest rooms here, but if you must leavwe."
>You check your internal clock. She must be ready by now.
"Wvhy don’t you finish up here? Its just about time."
"Mm... I'll be fine. I don't vwant to be a bother."
> Your fins flick, and you nod a little.
"Okay. I can do that. Uh. Thanks again."
"No, no. Stay as long as you like… Wvell, no, its almost my daughter’s bath time so… but after that you can hop right back in."
>You got this big grin on your face like youre trying to he as friendly as could be with him.
"...You havwe a daughter?"
> Sudden interest. You should probably get your butt out of this complete stranger's bath, but yknow. Warmth and comfort. Granted you're probably going to break down later, thinking of your mom, but for now, you're pretty content.
"...I should probably head back to the forest sometime soon anyvways. I'vwe go to set up a nest before it gets too dark..."
>Wait. Was your husband coming home tonight?… Nnnnope, fuck. That guy could probably live in your bathtub. Only half an hour later. You walk up there again with your book once more. You peeked into the room.
"Still alright up here? You’re not dead, right?"
> You’ve eaten like half the pizza by the time he comes back up. You’re hidden beneath bubbles, and one of your tentacles peeks out like a periscope. You then peek out of the bubbles.
"Not dead. Uh. Howv long havwe I been up here?"
"About, like… two hours."
>Alright that tentacle submarine shit he pulled off was really cute. That tentacle was cute. Then you think, all of them are cute. Shit. You wanna pet one. God damn it.
"...Oh. Oops. I uh... should I get out? I guess I lost track of time..."
> Your tentacles say no. They immediately curl up in the warm water again- they wanted to stay warm.
…vwhat? session? game? prototyped? imps? vwhat?
oh, shiTT dude, you never played?
damn, TThaTTs a new one.
...no? vwhat are you talking about? some newv kind of drug or?
>Wait. Was your husband coming home tonight?… Nnnnope, fuck. That guy could probably live in your bathtub. Only half an hour later. You walk up there again with your book once more. You peeked into the room.
"Still alright up here? You’re not dead, right?"
> You've eaten like half the pizza by the time he comes back up. You're hidden beneath bubbles, and one of your tentacles peeks out like a periscope. You then peek out of the bubbles.
"Not dead. Uh. Howv long havwe I been up here?"
>You go back down stairs to continue your reading. That was his pizza now and not your problem. You know what, you’ll just let him rest up in that tub until your husband got home. Let the guy enjoy himself.
> You nibble at the pizza and relax in the tub. You're not sure how long you'll be allowed up here, but it's comfortable, and safe, and reminds you of your childhood, so you won't be leaving on your own any time soon.
>You leave and soon come back with an entire pie. Wvell that looked hot.
"Did you knowv Betty Crocker had a pizza recepie? Neither did I,but it was in my cook book and its kinda god. Expected it to be wvorse. "
>Then you kinda just put down the plain pizza and…walk out?
> You tilt your head at the food. Oh jeeze. There's no way you'd eat even a quarter of that.
"...No, I didn't. But uh. Thanks...?"
> Your fins flick back, and you sink back into the water.
hey TThere. youre a cronus alTTernaTTe righTT? figured i could sTTrike up a conversaTTion.
yeah. i havwe no idea vwho you are but hey. sup?
really? like vwhat? i havwent really met that many odd creatures. just trolls and humans, so far.
well, humans are definiTTely weird. we had some weird shiTT in our game session, since TThe imps goTT proTToTTyped in some of TThe sTTrangesTT ways.
...vwhat? session? game? prototyped? imps? vwhat?