Trash King Pin

Taylore, 26, My brain is just one scrambled egg slowly rotting

[adampvrrish]

getting fingered in a carriage with the curtains wide open as they ride through the street, the driver pretending he can't hear the excessively loud moaning, set to an instrumental rendition of give me everything by pitbull was peak bridgerton. absolutely perfect 10/10 that's what i signed up for

[imnotsayinanythinbuttttt]

Penelope walking into the Bridgerton house to announce their engagement right after what went down in that carriage

[beguilingcorpse]

actually hilarious that colin bridgerton returned to london absolutely determined to be in his slut era. he said if there is one thing i am it is a whore. and then one (1) kiss with penelope later he was like neverMIND i am a MARRIED MAN i am MONOGAMOUS life is about LIFELONG PARTNERSHIP ACTUALLY

[animusrox]

[harrytheehottie]

[kocurek1921-deactivated20260103]

Elliot Page has the chance to do the single funniest thing in the history of Hollywood.

[plaguedocboi]

We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

[theboboshow]

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

[plaguedocboi]

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

[plaguedocboi]

Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves

[legsloveless]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[grinchwrapsupreme]

I genuinely believe this is RSL’s funniest delivery

[hanavbara]

wednesday as anime 🖤🕷️🕸️

[nick-nellson]

[imnotsayinanythinbuttttt]

Internet cretin for all my girlies out there

[von-felden]

[imnotsayinanythinbuttttt]

Everyone getting upset with Elon buying twitter while us here on this hell site watch from our little jail cells

[funnytwittertweets]

[abowlofpetuniasandawhale]

no babe, your titties look amazing and your knowledge of sonic lore is incredible

[adhd-vibes]

well well well if it isn’t my own mental illness coming to mentally ill me

[emmymia]