The Average Life

human form of dumpsterfire

[heyellaberlin]

That both Pat and Robin can kill a man with just the look on their face is hilarious 🤣

[fandomhype]

Strike | The Ink Black Heart It wasn't just a door.

[beardedmrbean]

[knightofleo]

Merritt Wever's acceptance speech for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series, Emmy Awards 2013

[fruitblr]

— Midnight Margaritas!

Practical Magic (1998) dir. Griffin Dunne

[capinejghafa]

When l stuck it on, l saw the pyramids at Giza. Then, whoosh! Straight across the desert to Karnak.

[nagi-kirima-style-cateran]

I feel like Scandal always had an absurd premise of being a show about the president’s girlfriend’s PR firm but instead of actually exploring how bizarre that is it just kept ramping it up with more and more implausible plots. Therefore I feel safe saying Scandal was just Supernatural for educated 30+ women.

[anti-herostan]

shoutout to scandal for making me shamelessly root for an affair

[elevencllara]

wheel of time continues to serve beautiful visuals

[hootenanie]

s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936

[mr-ticky]

This is a really poignant illustration of the seductive nature of glorifying war but that is a LOOK and she is SERVING it

[johnbrownfunclubofficial]

I've seen Death depicted as a card dealer or other sort of gambler, a guy in a suit, a farmer, a robed apparition, and any other number of things, but this? This has to be the best Death I've seen yet. An old seductress saying "hey kid, don't you wanna die in a trench for a government that doesn't give a fuck about you, just like your dear old dad?" This goes hard as fuck.

[saint-batrick]

"I used to know your daddy." kicks like a mule.

[lordgolden]

I just think it’s crazy how we’re so critical of women in STEM. you drill ONE hole in reality and release Evil and then suddenly people are cancelling you

[lordgolden]

FREE HER!!!!! It doesn’t even look that serious!!!!!!!!

[suddenly-sara]

Light forbid women do ANYTHING.

[thealphapigeon]

Just ate an entire pear that was so good and so juicy i started gnawing on it with both hands like an animal and the face my supervisor made when he passed by my desk while I was absolutely consumed by my pear fueled bacchanal was Something i have never seen someone look so tired and also so upset and also also so envious

[thealphapigeon]

Had another pear today it was even JUICIER than the pear I had yesterday and had to eat over my trashcan so I didn't get juice all over myself and while I was hunched over lost in the sauce I heard the deepest sigh and when I looked up my supervisor was standing over me like

[thealphapigeon]

Called out in the company group chat

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

[baetriots]

Harwin Strong coming up at Rhaenyra like “so I heard the position of being your whore was open”

[nightsofreylo]

Ser Harwin “Breakbones” Strong, Whore Consort

[rhaenyratwrgaryen]

Harwin Strong:

[crookedwesper]

Daemon giving the most petty younger sibling energy I have ever seen by running a suicide mission and finishing the war single-handedly. Just so he didn’t have to accept Viserys’ aid is amazing. Like I respect the continued grind to be nothing but a menace.

[reythemandalor]

‘Why can’t I produce a male heir? 😭’

My brother in Christ your family tree is a circle.