- ̗̀Been here since 2011 ̖́-

Hey, it's Mo! Wow I'm 30 oof/ pansexual/somehow an adult and a mama to a 5yo boy

[simplysebby]

getting new followers and especially a new mutual is so scary i gotta hit reblog extra good for a bit as to not scare them off

[cheaphalloweencostume]

good morning to horror fans, fat bitches, people with psychosis, they/thems, people who can’t drive, trans women, witches, and single dads. the rest of you... you’re on your own

[auckie]

Some of you people don’t clean the lint tray in between loads and I can tell jsut by the way you post

[wagamaggot]

fuck does lint have to do w bustin loads LOL

[wagamaggot]

oh like clothes

[auckie]

This post was laid like a trap in the grass for unsuspecting animals like you to wander by and prove that cum comes before laundry on tumblr dot org

[teathattast]

[lycanthropicture]

tumblr is so good. whole website dedicated to BITCHING and MOANING. and television

[iamhavingsomuchfun]

[butchfagminotaur]

“how long have you been on tumblr?” i remember the term “nightblogging”

[jupitereyed]

*takes a drag from an imaginary cigarette* I remember you knew you stayed up refreshing your dash too late when the Australians started posting

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[apocryphics]

oh ok

[gorps]

[trinidemgyal-deactivated2026051]

[orpheuslament]

i dont trust anyone whos hostile towards city pigeons one bit & im being very serious about it

[anxeious]

[orteil42]

either the activity should be called brooming or the object should be called a sweep. you can't have a unique word for each. utterly reckless waste in a language with limited phonemes

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star]

big fan of deleting posts. you Dont get to see it anymore. be cause i said so

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

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[feldfrog]

Children would be so jealous if they knew how many stickers we have in dive bar bathrooms

[maelwife]

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

[collemblogging]

everyone loves a classic! (vitronura giselae)

[collemblogging]

adding the photo I took of this animal with my phone, for posterity

[headspace-hotel]

Minuscule Beast