I Am But A Jester

This blog will not be taken seriously |16|

[woodland-candies]

The moons super nice tonight lol

[imnotthatsureimhuman]

Big ol moon

[cannibal-rainbow]

Not shaving and not wearing make up are literally nonbehaviors. They’re a complete lack of action. But doing nothing is considered masculine because women are not allowed to just be. this goes double for trans women.

[cannibal-rainbow]

reblog this version because transmisogynists don’t know how to fuck off.

[imnotthatsureimhuman]

Sometimes screaming is the only option

[skelkankaos2]

Okay. Reblog this and tag with a numerical response for how many of these artists you listen to. It’s stereotypical “tumblr user” music.

Lemon Demon

Tally Hall

Death Grips

Jack Stauber

Mr Bungle

King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard

Devo

Oingo Boingo

Aquabats

Weird Al

My Chemical Romance

100gecs

Talking Heads

They Might Be Giants

Mitski

Girl In Red

[deerteatime]

im having very strong feelings about AI art in this chilis tonight. [ID in alt.]

[ohevoyev]

edinburgh, 2019

[boywizard-moved]

[Image ID: a yellow sticker that reads “You cannot be anti-fascitst if you are anti-semitic” in bold black text. It is wet with beads of water on it. /End ID]

[gsirvitor]

So, let's go over everything Wizards of the Coast is trying to do this coming year.

>Erasing everything that made DnD fun

>Sanitizing everything to appease a minority of leftist puritans

>Making anyone who wants to play DnD pay microtransactions

>Making anyone who makes anything based off of DnD pay royalties to Wizards of the Coast

I hope the company fucking crashes and burns, Hasbro failed to claim TSR as their own now we just need it all to crash and burn so TSR can make a big comeback.

[judarud]

Wait, what do you mean Microtransactions? For a tabletop game? HOW?

[gsirvitor]

Wizards of the Coast President Believes Dungeons & Dragons Is "Really Under-Monetized"

Hasbro executives believe that the Dungeons & Dragons brand is heavily under-monetized, with moves [...]

They're planning on making all DnD content switch over to digital only eventually, meaning any source material can only be accessed through DnD beyond, and the ones being charged won't just be the DMs, it'll be players too as they'll lock everything behind a pay wall that you need to pay into to play.

They'll most likely disable any ability to share the content with others, meaning each person wanting to play will need to buy access to the content.

BTW the new DnD CEO was a former Microsoft employee who was instrumental in implementing ever more microtransactions in video games.

[thrown-away-opinions]

They’ve switch the President of the D&D portion of WotC a couple times over the last few years. Mearls was an idiot, but then they replaced him with Ray Winninger, a guy who at least had some background in RPGs and Tabletop hobbies, but was clearly hired because of his background in trying to force tablet and app integration into games (which failed). Things under Winninger apparently didn’t impress the higher-ups. New guy, Dan Rawson, is a nepotistic pick from the current WotC President, Cynthia Williams, who also worked at Microsoft with Rawson. Williams is the one above being quoted about not monetizing their brands enough, Rawson’s entire career has been monetizing and e-commerce.

WotC has been a fucking terrible company for years. There’s been more than enough reasons to dump them entirely over the past decade, but over the past few years they’ve made a dedicated effort to prove that it can absolutely get worse. They’re currently trying to sell piece-meal content from their books on the DNDBeyond website.

Individual feats, stat blocks, items, and anything else they can break up. It’s cheaper to just buy the whole thing instead, but this shit shouldn’t even be an option. They’re doing this because they’re trying to see what they can get away with. They will try worse. They will do worse. They will try to stamp out competition. 

People will make excuses that they can just keep playing 5e and keep using homebrew, but they need to stop making excuses for why it’s okay to support WotC indirectly and WotC will continue to see what they can get away with because not enough people will have abandoned them to make an impact on their profits.

[eye-of-yggdrasil-deactivated202]

The link above has:

Players handbook 5e (color and black & white copy)

Dungeon Masters Guide 5e

Monster Manual 5e

Deities and Demigods

Moon over Graymoor

Character Sheets 5e

note: all are in pdf format!

Massive DM's toolkit

Thought I'd share all of my bookmarks I've saved for DMing, that I've been collecting for a year now. This all exists on a Google Document..

Tons of resources for DM's including music!

More fun resources! ^

DnD 5e Handbooks : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

Includes: Dungeon Masters Guide 5e, Monsters Manual 5e, Players Handbook 5e, and the oneshot campaign Moon Over Graymoor.In English.

That link has lots of different formats! ^

Fuck corporate greed! Ya'll have fun and stay nerdy!

[gsirvitor]

Got any older stuff? Like ADnD and 3.5?

[eye-of-yggdrasil-deactivated202]

not at the moment, but I will try to find some stuff and share links!

[eye-of-yggdrasil-deactivated202]

DND 3.5 Books Collection : Wizards of the coast : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

Small collection of various dnd 3.5 books

Okay that link has:

Complete Adventurer

Complete Champion

Complete Divine

Complete Mage

Complete Psionic

Complete Scoundrel

Deities and Demigods

Draconomicon

Dungeon Masters Guide

Fiend Folio

Magic Item Compendium

Miniature's Handbook

Player's Handbook

Savage Species

Shining South

Spell compendium

I believe that is the complete collection and it has different formats available.

[gsirvitor]

Oh God, staff nuked her for this

[anarchpunk]

Share tf out of this

Fuck off @staff

[typekast]

My friend’s little brother (non-verbal) used to hide people’s shoes if he liked the person, because it meant they had to stay longer. The more difficult it was to find your shoes, the more he liked you.

One day my cousin came over, and she was a bitch. When it was time to leave, my friend’s brother handed her shoes directly to her and she went on and on about how he must have a crush on her because he only “helped” her.

[rubykgrant]

[cowboy]

*drinks a gallon of milk in 6 minutes in order to gain superautism*

[mothyr]

[vigaishere]

REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!

[shuckledeleted]

[imnotthatsureimhuman]

@woodland-candies

[imnotthatsureimhuman]

THEYRE GOING TO FUCKIBG PUT THE DOG DOWN :(((((((((((( I know it’s what’s best for him but he doesn’t deserve this yet

[softgrlfriend]

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

[insertchaoticenbyname]

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

[robinade]

The bots are evolving!!

Now I’ve seen bots with firstname-lastname combo with numbers in the middle, but even more odd are the ones without numbers at all… Some jumbled up almost-words that at first glance could be actual tumblrs. But when you click through to see their blogs, they look just like the old bots.

Apparently at some point the bots starts to leave comments with malware links on your posts if left to their own devices. I saw that in the wild today on someone else’s post.

Remember to report as spam and block!

[mercurialmalcontent]

#they're starting to comment #that was phase two before they started commandeering people's posts with phishing links #report as spam and block immediately or this will become plague-tier VERY quickly #follower count is NOT worth it i *promise* you

[cadaverkeys]

My comic for SENSORY: Life on the Spectrum! Organised by Schnumn.

On harm reduction and understanding NSSI! Many autistic folk have normalised harmful behaviours as coping mechanisms in our daily lives and this comic is meant to help people recognise their self injuring behaviours and (hopefully) begin to see pathways to reducing their frequency.

[agentthirsty]

Mutuals I am giving out juice boxes here you go

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[ashekirk]

So let me get this straight

1. Elon Musk buys Twitter

2. Elon Musk unbans Andrew Tate

3. Andrew Tate picks a fight with Greta Thunberg

4. Greta Thunberg ratios the shit out him

5. He gets mad and posts a video response

6. There's a Romanian pizza box in the video which twigs Romanian police of his location

7. He is raided and arrested for human trafficking

That is some fabulous fuck-around-find-out shit and a great end to the year.

[dopaminerjic]

[sadclowncentral]

2023

1. COMMIT TO THE BIT

2. PARTAKE IN THE DIVINE ACT OF CREATION

3. LET THE SOFT ANIMAL THAT IS YOUR BODY LOVE WHAT IT LOVES