innocent degenerate

why is there so many titles and places to type, I don't have that much to say

[imokei7]

Lunar Eclipse

Me: I'm going to sleep early

the moon: *blushes a deep red that is totally not caused by the earth blocking direct sunlight but because the moon is in love with me*

Me: I'm not going to sleep

[imokei7]

Promo video.

I remember at some point in my life, it was established I had a detachable penis. I was probably in grade 6 or 7 when I had a conversation with a few of my friends about who had the biggest dick energy and somehow landed on the topic of penises. Anyways, hypothetically speaking, my friends coined my existence with the fact that I *totally* had a detachable penis that I kept in my locker and would only put on if I had to pee. This was all in our imaginations, I did not have a strap on in middle school. 

Anyways, fast forward five or six years, I find this song. Now you too can enjoy the conversations of a middle schooler soley about a detachable penis through a song with over 3.5M views. 

[imokei7]

I was gonna post something but I lost my train of thought. 

[retrogamingblog2]

Nintendo Switch Joy-Con Cabinets made by Alex Morales

[imokei7]

this is the best thing i’ve seen all day 

[studentlifeproblems]

[imokei7]

Contractions; A monstrosity

Me: I love contractions. I love conjoining words together into grammatically correct slang.

Them: y'all'd've'f'ld've

Me: *in a therapy session* I don't know where it all went wrong

[coolfamousquotescom]

Stay true to you and you will end up incredibly happy.

[imokei7]

it’s a double edged sword. You shouldn’t change yourself for another person or group to fit in with their ideologies, but if you're anything like Mr. Darcy in pride and prejudice, you should change yourself. 

[imokei7]

i appreciate Voldemort's dramatic entry into every room

I too would like to

*flings doors open* "CANT I POTTER!?!?!"

very effective

[imokei7]

I don't need to be the bigger person. I just don't want to hang out with you.

Ludwig Ahgren

[dreamallthememes]

but for real though.. the amount of times I am late for school due to this..

[imokei7]

this was me this morning 

[psychology-daily]

[lecataste]

Albert Camus | La mort heureuse

[imokei7]

I thought it said Albert Dumbledore and I was thinking, should we really be listening to an old man who raised a kid like an absent father, and also to their ***potential*** demise. 

cool quote tho

[imokei7]

im funni

sometimes ill say something really funny to myself and laugh violently, but there will be no one around to hear it. I just waste 5 seconds of my life dangerously but musically coughing to a sentence I’ll later tell my friends and get a :| response.