bye

moved

[tibets]

[imovedmyfknblogdude]

hey!! i’ve moved blogs - feel free to message me if you want my new url! i’m keeping this move private for a multitude of a reasons, and i won’t be releasing my new url publicly. thanks!

[notinlove]

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

me: this break i’m not gonna fall into a bad sleeping pattern 

me at 4am the next morning watching a youtube video rating the top 10 canceled 90′s cartoons:

[ambient2-deactivated20171025]

there are these like.. “poli sci bros” if u know the type.. who sit in front of me in philosophy.. anyhow today the professor said something like “u wonder how marx ever had the time to write all these texts” and the guy in front of me immediately opened google and typed “karl marx virgin”

[imovedmyfknblogdude]

hi!! i’m currently selling the noiz nendoroid on ebay at a starting price of 10.99 GBP - i’m not into dmmd at all anymore and i hope he can go to a better home. drop me a pm if you want to discuss a price to buy him outright!

ebay

[singzhularity]

You know it’s fucking awful when you realize your entire fucking personality is just your fucking disorder and there’s nothing inside you that’s YOU it’s all just fucking symptoms and you’re just completely fucked up from head to toe

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

in case anyone was wondering what my text message history with Griffin McElroy looks like

[imovedmyfknblogdude]

some cis: im pansexual

me: 🆗👍🌈🆒🎊🍾

cis: that means i like men, women, AND transgenders! :)

me: ❌🔪🙅🚫🔙

[eiruriofidkewoeeifjjdis374738-d]

you’re all so obsessed with love and being loved, what about just going to sleep

[sumetal]

a gay man: i wanna fuck a dude

half of yall: nooooo!!! uwu no icky… u both want to hold hands and only sweet lovely cutey kisses bc ur such a soft sweet prince… ur a soft cute round boy… so soft… such a soft uwu boy… no ickiness here only soft boys…

the other half of yall: O.M.G. MY GUILTY PLEASURE!!! I LOVE THE YAOIS!!! OM YALL ARE SINNING SO BAD…. (FANS SELF) THATS SO HAWT

[frappuccinio]

me at school: when i get home im gonna be productive’

me at home: good nite 

[v-a-t-s]

ruff boi

[othelo-s]

[allfreakshere]

Cis people putting their pronouns in their bios is one of the most respectful things I’ve ever seen.  It means that they’re showing their support for normalizing asking pronouns / telling pronouns and how they support the idea that gender DOES NOT EQUAL appearance!!!  Yes cis people – more of this pls.

[momma-rose]

when your child comes to you and says “this is something that makes me uncomfortable and unhappy and makes me not want to spend time with you” and you respond with a 20 minute speech that boils down to “deal with it because life sucks” you have no respect for your child and you need to change your parenting tactics

[momma-rose]

i made this a month ago and the worst thing about it is that so many people can relate

[klapollo]